DA WIZDOM OV DA ORKS! | Warhammer 40k meme dub

The Dreadnought of the Lake got NOTHIN on this.

Nikkit model by Convert or Die

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[sickcxnt]

I love the fact that orks just admit when they mess up, that sort of honesty is what makes them the best boyz

[predatorkingx]

“OI FINK! THEREFORE, OI IZ!”
-An Orc Mekboy, probably.

[kapitankapital]

"Oi'd rather krump a Waaagh than let a Waaagh krump me"

Ork warboss Tzow-Tzow

[Scatmanseth]

Well if he means “gump” as a reference to Forrest Gump and “krit” meaning critical hit, perhaps the wisdom is that it’s better to strike down your enemy than run away from his critical hits.

[thentts]

Words of Wisdom from Da Philosopher Orkfucius XD

[andreascovano]

OI! REMEMBAH:
THE GIT WHO LOOKZ FOR DA WAAAGH!, WILL NEVAH FIND THE WAAAGH!.

THE ORK WHO KRUMPS THOSE AROUND HIM, IZ GONNA MAKE THE WAAAGH!

NOW QUIT MUCKIN ABOUT- WARBOSS LAUW ZUUH

[BLS]

Oi, gits, I figured out what he said. Gumpin' a krit is getting hit by a critical roll. So, better to kill something than to be crit by it.

[theinquisitionsparrot]

It means it’s better to Uber early than waiting for another time.

[SpookSkellington]

Da git wot krumps first, krumps 'ardest.

Betta 'ave one nob in ya warband, den a thousand gobbos in da waaagh.

[kitathegoblin]

I love that the orks are the living definition of “I think therefore I am”

[rdtimesthecharm]

Translation: When put in a position in which you must decide whether to 'krump', or kill/maim a 'git', an individual, usually hostile, it better to kill/beat them quickly and ask questions later. Otherwise, you may lose your advantage of the first blow, and it will be you 'gumpin' a krit'- or taking serious injury, even death.

[maddogbasil]

*"Those numbers, those are rookie numbers, you need to krump those numbers up"*

[schizosamurai]

The total war: three kingdoms music in background 👌

The most underrated total war game

[voidishprattles]

Truly the most brilliant and wise Ork. Such a great mind only comes around once a millennia.

[tsinestexicthdauwraum]

Gump a krit: to innocently miss an opportunity to deal massive damage due to ones nature.

"Yeah. I could have totally krit but i gumped. You know how I'm always getting distracted by celery"

[redisconfused]

Gump a krit translates to having an fail within a crit role

[michelecastellotti]

As a tau, i shall cherish this wisdom

[nerdyguygamer]

Profound wisdom from Konfusios Better to krump what enemies you have now rather than take your chances and gump a crit.

[Gunny]

Hearing that Three Kingdoms Total War menu music, is a joy to listen to and is some good fitting music for this rather "philosophical" Ork

[Brutalyte]

"IZ BETTAH TA KRUMP A GIT DAN TO GET KRUMPED!" - Smartboss Zuu of the Red Suns.