Rich People Have Bad Taste

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[bluebubble]

It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.

[pjacobsen]

Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.

[limitless]

I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.

[LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.

[lciav]

Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"

[piogal]

Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”.


Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.

[katelynpringle]

“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.”
there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us

[Howtoeatrocks]

Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care

[hjt]

To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.

[mollyfoxxx]

Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.

[anerrorhasoccurred]

The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀

[rosen_venus]

as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare

[tinymxnticore]

I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[SniffyTugBoat]

my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.

[PhantomSavage]

And that is how you launder money.

"Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200, 550, 876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."

[MyHairIsAbnormal]

I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants

[originaldeviltongue]

As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.

[Amanda-hqof]

in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.

[peaceseeker]

Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.

[cullermann]

I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD