If I Laugh, a Pokémon Dies #31

If i laugh at all, my pokemon die...

edited by: @Laai

[smeargle]

“Kitty, you can has cheeseburger”

“Wa”

[Gunterlife]

"It is wednesday, my dudes"
"ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆĀÆÆÀÀÂ!!!"
We're off to a good start.

[Light-tjxd]

"I'm not going to lose this run cuz of bad Pokemon, I'm going to lose this run because I'm bad at Pokemon "


Wise words fr 💀

[randomgoat]

Pretty sure woodpeckers tongues act as shock absorbers for their brains. Their tounges are so long they wrap around the skull.

[joshturner]

Fun fact: woodpeckers tongues wrap around their brains to cushion the impact of them pecking trees.

[pvzjack]

2:58 whoever suggested that idea should become mod

[derpaderpy]

Just your regular reminder that you can win any Pokémon battle against Purplecliffe by making him laugh six times.

[celestialfangs]

44:00
If you're not going to hotdogs and buying the Costco... ---- Purplecliffe 2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-breadboy]

I used time travel to watch the whole thing already. Can’t believe you lost that Pokémon at 18:36!

[ehyweso]

Purplecliffe is the kinda guy to see “If I Laugh a Pokemon Dies”, say “is anyone gonna make 31 episodes?” And not wait for an answer

[Taylor-otrk]

Just realized that the mom and dad with the baby were professor Sada and Torro from Pokemon scarlet and violet. Makes it a little more funny.

[codename]

Being louder didn't make Chatter stronger, it increased its chance of confusing the target.

[rew]

26:30 Please I’ve been wanting a twilight masquerade box 😭

[Breloom]

Seeing the bidoof migrate around the room over time makes me laugh lol

I wonder if it’s the same bidoof from San Antonio regionals last December?

[Raick]

why tf did this appeared in my recommended when it was 31 secs old
edit: you can stop replying now you guys
Edit 2: heres the lyrics for hardware store by weird al yankovic

Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

[victorias]

Protip for getting glitter off: vegetable oil. Source: New York Pride post party googling + nowhere in the West Village had any left. Had a girl in line with me at the airport two days later ask if I had gone to Pride, & when I said yes, she said she could tell from the glitter. Cherish your vegetable oil, Cliffe.

[BreezyCatUwU]

The Yo-Kai Watch music in the background in some of the recent videos (and this one) bring me so much serotonin. It was one of my childhood series! :D

[PeterJamesVillegas]

Ever since the last time I told Jack that his shortest You Laugh, You Lose a Pokémon was like 2-ish years ago. Now, this might be his longest "You Laugh, You Lose a Pokémon" video ever.

[Elitematchbox]

Purplecliffe’s version of the it’s Wednesday my dudes yell broke all the glass in my house

[AthensSka]

Dude “this might be the run” Bro has sealed his fate when he says these words