A Clark Kent Tumblr Post

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[someguy]

Clark has canonically met Santa. Of course he believes in Santa.

[hillbillywizard]

The best part? Darkseid continuously upgrades and improves the defences of Apokolips to prevent Santa showing up next year

[ImaNerdANDaGeek]

Some of DC's best moments come when it doesn't take itself too seriously.

[Theroha]

Everyone always talking about Superman and Santa and Darkseid. Anyone else think it's absolutely heartwarming that freaking Superman's parents still reminisce by referring to him as "this little guy"?

[HazeEmry]

Iirc Batman also trained under Santa and when Clark found out he was utterly gobsmacked

[thomasfrye]

Clark canonically met Santa, and was upset that A: Bruce never told him that Santa was confirmed real, and B. That Santa helped train Batman

[WhyAmIUgly]

What is even better is, Santa doesn't just go through Darksides defenses. He goes through them with ease.

[BluestoneBeau]

Not only does he exist in the DC multiverse, but he is also somehow the strongest metahuman DC has.

[Ofxzh]

Same thing with Marvel. Doctor doom actively writes to Santa for lemon scented armor polish.

[bradpennartz]

Fun Fact: Santa is also in the Marvel universe. He is considered one of the strongest Mutants on Earth.

[InFiNiTy]

The best part of it all is, he ISN'T on the naughty list. Santa GOES OUT OF HIS WAY every year to deliver that lump of coal.

[landonletterman]

I love how Santa exists as, technically, an Omega level mutant in just about every comic that he exists in, _and he exists in _*_ALL_*_ comics!_

[TheSoldier]

Santa is the one who taught batman how to disappear the moment you turn around and the krampus is the one who taught batman more effective interrogation techniques

[FX]

Fun fact in one of the Batman comics, they confirmed that Batman was indeed trained by the jolly red home invader

[ACasualFool]

I also love that on a list of the most powerful people in D.C (Not specific versions of characters, the characters in general) Santa is always on it just based on the fact he always manages to get to the center of Darkseid’s power every year for centuries unscathed and escaped easily.

[Entification]

I mean, Santa probably does have Toon Force and Reality Manipulation, he is probably stronger than Laughing Batman

[Majorkill]

I love the trope of so many fictional verses having santa be an actual living breathing person. Regardless if it is any different from our own universe

[noone]

I love how people assume something like Santa doesn't exist in a fictional world when santa as a concept is way easier to accept than most of the DC Universe.

[ThePhantom]

Can you imagine fighting through a literal hell planet just to run up and dis the most dangerous being in the universe every year

[skarletshadow]

Darkseid: Oh no... he's coming

Santa, with a distant jingle of explosions and bells