Alexa, Intruder Alert Smarthome Routines

[kinglordg]

Me "Alexa intruder alert"
Alexa "Roger, bravo 6 going dark"

[dartboy]

I can imagine Alexa saying “WELLCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER!” And before fortunate son a shotgun being racked

[Bananna_man]

POV: you break into someone’s house only to see all the lights red and fortune son starts playing, you then see a man with nothing but underwear on running at you with a katana

[Doodle_ball]

You broke into the wrong house. I think you’re not gonna live another day.

[fwrnxhx]

he would noped the f out of your house

[mrmeg]

Every one gangster till the Stand Fortunate Son starts ripping off your limbs

[FaintyBoi]

Intruder: Oh, it’s a guy with a bat, how nice! WAIT WHAT

[Bensproductions-jg]

Alexa. Intruder alert.

Alexa: some folks are born made to wave the flag, their red white and blue.

[Jonas-Savimbi-]

Imagine bleeding out with this song beating into your ears staring into a red light

[T_SlowTutel]

Later it needs to say "releasing roomba" then proceeds to release claymore roomba.

[jamesddean]

I just did this and when the song ends she says “I killed a panda. The thing I love the most. A sweet, cuddly, vicious little panda.”

[DamienTheDemonGaming]

Id play let the bodies hit the floor by drowning pool. Otherwise great security system

[caxopa]

''Alexa intruder alert''
''IT'S JOHN MARSTON, MICAH''
cue american venom

[spinx_dragons]

Them: Alexa intruder alert!!
Alexa: you have come to the wrong house…

[ReservedHunter]

Would you post a tutorial on how you did this. That would be very helpful!

[KR]

"WeLcOmE tO tHe RiCe FiElDs Mf" got me rolling 😂😂

[quinnhasse]

This also-
Alexa: activating claybooma😈😈😈

[marcushill]

The best one I have seen and I've been looking for hours at these. Congratulations

[happyorsadkey]

Me: Alexa, intruder alert
Alexa: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, SCHNELL, SCHNELL, SCHNELL.

[SiteUNSYNCED]

Ha ha not today son.

**Casually loading an M16A2**