Beating Ark Survival Evolved as a Superhuman

NOT AN ACTUAL CHALLENGE, this all satire. I just did it for the lolz

This is definitely not meant to be taken super seriously, it was just a weird idea I had. I kinda wanted to do this for a while anyway because I'm clearly a trueborn lord of shenanigans

Here are the main stats I used (and changes are marked in parentheses):

Player damage: 20 (40 - 80)
Player resistance: 0.2 (0.15)
XP gain: 10
Harvest amount: 5
Player character health recovery: 50 (100)
Taming: disabled

Here are the scaling numbers per level:

Health: 20
Stamina: 40
Torpidity: 20
Oxygen: 999
Temperature: 30
Weight: 20
Damage (melee upgrade): 10
Speed: 8
Temperature fortitude: 99

#ark #arksurvivalevolved #memes #funny #gaming #superhero #challenge #comedy

[arandomnon]

i love picturing him pulling back the string on a bow with so much force it flies towards creatures at mach 4

[ShinrenIsntReal]

My favorite thing to do in Ark when I was younger was just pumping my stats up to the maximum and running around beating up dinosaurs.

[Scarecrow]

Its crazy he went out of his way to make himself look exactly like homelander.

[BAKeD_PoTAToOoo]

Definitely my favorite part was when Choofie got a pickaxe and dropped it and he went like "You disgust me" like an absolute menace 💀

[dcgaming]

i started watching this yesterday in college. Finished today and wondered how popular this video was. not very popular yet it seems. But the video imo is top fucking tier. Keep it goin id love to see u get big!

[albertangelopestano]

14:19 allo death wins the olympic medal for best death dive

[GalenMarekOfficial]

Thats actually a cool idea since pretty much every ark video ever involves tames normally...Looking forward for more conttent from you :D

[weaselywhitman-txwz]

Underrated as hell, honestly more entertaining than 90% of YouTube imo

[vzxzpq]

this gotta be the most underrated youtuber

[CaptainCpper]

Really enjoying the content! keep it up!

[anthonycamargo]

I used to be a chronic cheater and would always play ark like this but I’ve recovered and this brought back a lot of memories… great video though!

[America]

Bad memes, dry humor, pain, and bullshit. All that I want in an ARK video

[luvpoisxns]

I rarely comment on videos and I don't even play ark but I do find your videos entertaining; very good to fall asleep to. :)

[jamesradford]

Sidenote, when it comes to the pump shotgun, for some reason? Being in third person makes your reload take a fraction of the time. Very useful when you need that ammo like.... Yesterday.

[ImmortalLemon]

Mans is just playing as an ancient Sumerian story protagonist

[John_Fallout]

Hey, you can use healing brews to heal a percentage of your health quickly, best option for bosses, nice video!

[cameraman-oojo]

14:19 the way bro flew had me choking.

[hiimmatt]

If only he had damage numbers on xD, Great video though dude!

[Abnoxioussheamus]

8:28-8:35 was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while 😂

[husainhsn]

Bro made His Character looks like patrick 💀 *‏‪**0:31**‬‏*