im just a widdle gobwin

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[friccle_]

I like the idea that enemies would both know their own level. And how much hp they have

[blurry_face_exe]

Lv. 2 Goblin: I’m not afraid you.

Player: Then you will die braver than most.

[ithinklikeawesome]

Goblin: I WILL NOT DROP GOOD ITEMS PWESE SPARE ME!
Gamer: So you're saying you'll drop items?
Goblin:

[Snorlax]

I’ve always loved the pure desperation in, “I only have 3 hitpoints”

[commentdouchery]

And this is how I convinced my party to adopt a sidekick goblin. He grants the Rouge Sneak Attack every round and I've never regretted a decision more in my life.

[destinyhntr]

This is the cutest version I have done so far. Well done, sir.

[glacierheart]

Goblin must be protected, I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a smol.

[flargarbason]

Someone should make a game where the weak enemies just beg like this

[Devilcakes]

Okay it's making sense now. You have to hit the goblins to advance in the dungeon. That's why he's killing the goblin. To reach the boss to farm *them*

[Prismatic_Pixie]

This is still my favorite version, just style-wise

[lightninstriker]

Yeah, yeah, and if we let widdle gobwin live when we come back through here, he won't be such a widdle gobwin anymore and instead be a big problem, NO MERCY FOR GOBWIN

[dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Ok, but widdle goblin must come with me now. He is under my protection, and if he didn't want to be he should have fought like a non-widdle goblin.

[baldmadmac]

I'd feel terrible " how about you just play dead and I walk past ya" that's my response to that little guy

[Tabby]

"No I'm just a widdle gobwin!"

My Pet: BORN! INTO A PACK!
THERES NO CHOICE!
BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK!

[motorcitymangababe]

This is why i feel like any true to life story of me in a dnd universe is the crazy witch lady out in the woods chilling and trading with goblins.

Like... Why kill them when you can terrify them into thinking you are god and winning their goodwill with tasty food? And i can imagine a dnd party finding a town thats like "yeah we have a goblin problem- oh no they dont raid us, but they have started to try to feed us and their cooking is terrible. Could you like... Ask the woods witch to teach them to cook at least? They gave goodwife Jenkins food poisoning last week"

[LeahtheReds]

That scream at 0:18 is one that I can only aspire to.

[KusunokiSG]

Goblin Slayer : *Silently thinking what to kill the gwoblin with*

[Eclipse_]

The joke is in that some myths, goblins become invincible when begging for their life. This is their best self defence mechanism, so, assuming from the final frame, he was stabbed *RIGHT* as he finished talking. Wow, adventurer.

[plaguemarine]

*goblin slayer rams his sword through the goblins sternum when it says im only a wittle*:

[Leonismychild]

Hello, i am that Goblin. After i got stabbed he felt bad and healed me. Now he’s called me Mip and the party keep me as their “goblin child.