California folks, beware of Texas!

[lineshaftrestorations]

Texas doesn't need to be californicated.

[queenkrakn]

The ROACHES.... THE FLYING ROACHES THE SIZE OF MICE

[eljefe]

Texas should have a "Remain in California" policy. You voted for all the crap you're seeing, so reap what you've sown!

[CavGT]

In most of Texas, we have 2 seasons. Summer and not quit summer. When hurricanes come in, we throw parties while the transplants run away scared. A tornado warning means you walk outside and look up.

[twothreefour]

Every Californian in Texas increases the chance of finding a snake at two AM

[scottbatey]

And if you're not going to vote Republican keep your ass out of Texas and Florida!!!

[Smoothoperator]

I think it should be illegal for anyone who has voted in California to leave it. Reap what you sow

[texastea]

#1, and the ONLY rule: we hate you moving here

[davidtrindle]

10mos of the year you have to live in air conditioning and most parts of texas, especially Houston, are H U M I D. Stay in sunny, fresh California!!

[ThePinkerton]

Can we please force all Californians to watch this.

[Greenchilieboss]

Nothing but open minded awesome loving people who don't need democratic
Democraps.

[roydora]

There should be a 10thousand dollar emigrant charge for those coming to Texas from suckfornia, 50 grand for those coming without employment

[jayhockley]

#7 You may hear lots of people using words like " Sir " and " Ma'am " .
Its a form of respect so dont get your Undies in a twist over being called " Ma'am " .

[Corvidae]

Yeah...don't move to South Dakota either. You all made that cesspool in California, now just you lay back and enjoy!

[del]

My liberal aunt just moved here to Texas from California and I told her to " remember that she is here as a refugee and not as a missionary. Keep your politics in California".

[ZombieXing]

We have spiders that enjoy buses, vans, and fans.

Cats that eat dogs

Fish the size of young adults

Snakes that play the tambourine 😉

[steve]

Just say: The spiders, the stickers, the gigantic roaches, the snakes, the gators, and the Texans themselves.

[bruceparker]

There's no poop on our streets. You'd hate it here.

[ruthannemackinnon]

Don't forget about brown recluse spiders, fire ants & scorpions

[CodiganKelly]

Plain and simple: Just stay in California!!!!