Chinese Eggman

🥚 be vibin doe ngl

[matthias]

Teacher: say something in Chinese


Me:

[larkspurbetulaakahexagonal]

That smile. He knows. He knows he just won the internet.

[idontlikemondays]

7 year old me trying to explain my parents if i dont shut off my gamecube properly an angry mole is going to scream at me

[murdocphobia]

every time someone dies this is the heavenly song that plays as their soul rises up

[jack-cyoq]

the 14 dislikes are from people who dont xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

[Aetherlian]

when he said "xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao" i really felt that

[akshitranjan]

Therapist: Real Humpty dumpty doesn't exist, it wont hurt u

Real Humpty Dumpty:

[xenonific]

He seems a really good person, for real.

[carlgombert]

Xie hua piao piao bei feung shiou shiou

[vaporvicewave]

Y'all need to listen to the lofi version

[punkichu]

雪 花 飘 飘 北 风 萧 萧 天 地 一 片 苍 茫 🥚👍

[mr_calamity]

Oh god I just listened to the real song and...







God he improved it in so many ways. The original singer has no talent compared to eggman

[Jack-mxwg]

This is what dead people hear when they go to heaven

[fextythegamer]

Looks like Chinese Jimmy neutron without the hair.

[spicespicy]

The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie 2 looks great.

[robertnicu]

Let's just appreciate the fact that he enjoys life

[CeliaReed-wuyc]

I have laughed so much at this…. The shape of the head is just everything

[cia]

Drake has been quite since this dropped.

[mestarityyppi]

Me : Mom can we buy eggs?
Mom : We already have eggs at home.
The eggs at home :

[Ocro]

Petition to vote this legend as the new chairman of CHINA after Xi Jin Ping