Irish School Admissions

Irish School Admissions
#Comedy #Catholic #Atheist #ireland

Atheist father tries to put his son in a Catholic school

Foil Arms and Hog

[mariolis]

In Northen Ireland, during the troubles there was this joke :

A guy comes into a bar and orders a drink. The guys around him, not recognising him watch him with suspicion . One of them who was very muscular comes up to him and asks : "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant ?"
The guy replies "Actually, Im an atheist"
The muscular guy, confused, asks "But are you a Catholic Atheist or a Protestant atheist ?"

[nkfanning]

"MECCAS THAT WAY CIARAN FOR GODS SAKE"

[justafaniv]

On a second viewing I appreciate that every time the kid speaks he actually gives the right response.

[rachell]

You are the only people I know who managed to joke about many religions at once without insulting anyone! That is a great achievement!

[scarlettglynn]

Saying "I play hockey" literally got me into my catholic school, while still not being catholic

[thepocketlion]

I'm hindu, but got into a Catholic primary school (uk) because the registration lady didnt want to seem racist in front of the local bbc camera crew that happened to be there at the time!

[MrMohammedAlmulla]

"Mecca that way for gods sake" lol that won killed me 😂👌

[stoutyyyy]

I cannot compromise the Catholic ethos of this— “I’m good at rugby”

[xxoMIKoxx]

As a Muslim who went to a catholic high school, i found this hilarious.

[janedavenport]

I went to Catholic school too, the amount of parents who get their kids baptised just to go is unbelievable. True to life, hehe 😂

[GerryBolger]

Priest - "You're divorced??"
Lad - "Oh God no, we never married. Lesson learned, always use protection. Shur ya know yourself".

That little bit is hilarious and unfortunately, not too far off the truth..

[krazykittymatt]

I've watched this like 10 times and I finally caught the joke about Sister Act 😂
"We had this nun, brilliant singer. Of course we didn't realize she was under the witness protection program."

[gufcfan]

"We're doing an Irish tour, starting in Belmullet."

Words never before uttered in that order in the history of the universe,

[anamarvelo]

oh my God schools are exactly the same here in the United States as far as the Catholic schools. Except it's American football and not rugby that will get you in

[itsfrikkingamgotosleep]

0:25
"As soon as we hear that call to prayer ..."
😂😂

[apoorvavishnoi]

I, a Hindu, used to go to catholic school in India. The only difference between catholic students and us was that they used to go to catechism and we used to go to "moral science". Plus really long holidays for both diwali and Christmas. Yay!

[adityachandrasekharan]

It's awesome that you managed to joke about so many religions but not insult any.

[slopybitretogamer-]

As a Muslim me hearing “Mecca is that way” was the best thing I heard in my morning so far

[mprice]

This is so funny! I grew up Catholic and this reminds me of a conversation I had with a WASP where he thought that a rosary was a garden where you only grow roses...😐

[MariuskiRuski]

"Why didn't you say so?" The way he delivered that line, incredible 😂😂😂