I let my stream buy ANYTHING on Temu...

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spending $1000 on temu...

today, instead of amazon or wish, we are spending $1000 on temu. my chat suggested items i should purchase, i buy them, and then unbox them. this is the most cursed unboxing yet, but still a lot of good memes and fake items. what website should we do next?

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super big vid still comin just taking more time on it

enjoy this one in meantime lol

Crispy

Respect to him for not accepting the sponsorship to talk shit about the products

LosPollos

crispy concords… my oh my where do i even begin. your videos saved my life. one moment i was sad because my pet anteater, kevin snevin barnes jumped down a flight of stairs because he forgot to take is meds and he hallucinated some ants, he was hospitalized and deported back to his home country to get proper care. i knew i wouldn’t be able to see him again, because by the time he got home i would be off to college at the university of montreal (um like the hit band “of montreal”???) at that point, i was just ready to also jump down the stairs, without kevin snevin i’d have no reason to be alive. until one day, the gedagedigedagedago chicken nugget and henry from the music freaks came to me in a dream. they just said “why is an orange called orange, but an apple is not called red. eating a burger with no honey mustardddd” but when i woke up i just started to think. what the fuss was that dream? i decided to google dream meanings. google really had no answer, so i decided to see a therapist. not to cope with my mental issues and the loss of kevin snevin, but to figure out what the dream is about. “what does this mean! please help me, i can’t get this out of my head!!” i shouted after explaining the dream. the therapist told me it means absolutely nothing and my brain is just rotted, and she told me to put my phone down for a while. i sighed. on the walk home from her office i saw an open manholes. “who hath opened this manhole?!” i said. then i heard a voice. “crispy…. crispy….” i thought i was having a schizophrenic moment!! i was terrified. i started griddying home. when i got home i locked the door and hid in my bathroom closet. i decided to take out my phone and search “crispy crispy” i was sure it meant something. but the first result was crispy concords. i thought his videos looked goofy so i ignored it and proceeded to have a breakdown. one month later: my mental health was at an all time low. it was around christmas so everything was snowy and cold. i decided to go on a walk so i could just bury myself in the snow somewhere far from home and suffocate. until i saw a flyer that said “christmas lights in concord!!” what the sigma? concord is in new Hampshire, im in ohio!! but it reminded me of something. crispy concords. maybe this is a sign!! i thought. i ran back home so i could go on my samsung smart fridge and watch crispy concords. and boy oh boy that changed my life! my mental health immediately skyrocketed, and kevin snevin immediately appeared at my doorstep!! “kevin?? you weren’t supposed to be home for months!!” i said. and i even realized what my dream meant. it’s a secret though, i can’t tell you😂 crispy concords always made me laugh so loudly i broke the sound barrier, but i finally feel happy. thank you crispy!

mymon