FAST RAP BATTLE

Dave:

We Rap Fast, yo!

Dave V1

Oh hi, you're that guy
The one that I gotta bring down in a fight
built up high like I'm battle with a skyscraper - oh wait-
are you like five foot five?

Find it difficult to follow everything I just said?
Struggling to keep up with your iddy biddy legs
I guess that's the case and my faster pace will outlast and make you exasperated

You're the one stuck hesitating
While I keep accelerating
the friction of my lips is so hot that anything you spit will evaporate and

I'm spitting with a similar rhythm as a machine gun
If you think of bringing a white flag you'll need one
I have the speed of a photon try to keep up
but you can't 'cause you can't "c" me, son!

Well dad
Josh V1
I am that guy so fly so quick
2 guys 1 mic, but you're vomiting
I spit hot fiya, mute spittah
I rap so fast, I can hear you quiver

bring it back into the matter of the fact that I can rap with a gat
while you chatter with a lack of the pattern that I would rather
be traveling to the saturn rings and back
but you still haven't said a single thing in your rap

and actually - I'm 5 foot 9
when I rise to the sky like a rocketship
you'll be saying "oh hai" while you're walking in to
the back of the bus, so holla bitch

I'm monstrous
My flow is tight, while you're slobbering
you mumble and slur what no one's ever heard
and it's all absurd, so you'll be stickin to the beats and never stickin to the words

Dave V2
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Are you sane bud are you stable when you say you'll battle Usain bolt
stay all the way back with your banter, man
Or static'll attack you like a van der graaf

harder better stronger faster
a lot of focus on that last word
Yeah you spit hot fire, can you figure out why?
'cause you're not a rapper

bringin it with everything a million men
on the internet think is a brilliant method of
proving I bettered a pathetic American like
"oh that British guy is better"

better hair better height
better style better rhymes
better mention I made the beat too
I have time since I already beat you

Josh V2
While you're having a seat and sitting back and you're sippin on a cup of tea
I'll be bringing dat heat, like a bomb on your city with a blitzkrieg, literally
don't ever think you're gonna be a better man to beat me in a battle and without a plan
to make it to another round cause I'm bout to pull out the nitro
Asian like Tokyo Drift, too fast and yet too furious

I'm curious, how you want to think about me when you're sleeping tight
wish you want to be fast like the speed of light
oh wait, you win, cause that's what your girl just said last night

and you know I don't care
what's slowing you down is your long ass hair
anything that you spit is a miss not a hit
I'm the fastest
cause I'm accurate while your ass is whack as shiiiiiii

[GameUpOG]

It's been 7 years. I'm like "who's the kid" as soon as he started rapping I was shocked it was NLJ

[Fntay]

If josh is 5'9" then how bloody tall is Dave?

[xxxxxxxxxxx]

Josh at the end
ShIIiIIiIiIiIiiIiIiIiiIiI - Strange constipated look on face -

[snailmail]

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

Edit: Talk about hilarious in hindsight, right?!

[NikushimiZERO]

I'm literally surprised you didn't burst out laughing there at the end Dave XD It looked like you wanted to, but your face was so serious xD

[leileung]

"I have the speed of a photon, try to keep up but you can't cause you can't C me, son"
that Line tho 😂👌

[kkyanite]

No one:
YouTube (6 years later): I'mma go ahead and put this in people's recommended

[maweomeness]

"Oh, that British guy's better." The truest thing I've ever heard.

[AmeliaNikhol]

I love how Dave stopped the timer and looked at the camera like 'What the hell?'

[gdmrhotshot]

10 years later boyinaband disconnected from the internet

Josh is still uploading songs

[thefrugivore]

I just noticed. If Dave dyed all of his hair red he would look like Grell Sutcliff from Black Butler. He gots the red glasses and red streak in his hair thats why i thought of that lol.

[niekkabiongan]

If you actually put it on slow, you can actually hear Dave pronouncing every single word correctly and this is why he is my favorite Youtube content creator

[WinEntity]

I vote for Boyinaband for this one. He was the cleanest and most distinct at the faster pace.

[Nincs_Arcom]

You can't c me son? JOHN CENA confirmed.

[christianekimel]

350 words per minute from 1:00 to 1:17 (100 words in 17 seconds) by Dave.
450 words per minute from 1:20 to 1:33 (106 words in 14 seconds) by Joshua.

[rileysoto]

I'm really annoyed he didn't end his with a "t" sound...

[putridabomination]

Dave and Andrew are the only reason I'll listen to rap on YouTube.

[XavierKaziTheZombie]

Devil may cry, never say die
end any enemy whenever they try
Body count rising, every time
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 

[onim]

"you spit hot fire, you know why? 'casue you're not a rapper"  :')

[smigletoldaccount]

Dave: Sounds good, nice disses
The other guy: uhh idk