What Game Callouts Sound Like To Your Parents

😂😂 bro game talk be sounding a little weird sometimes

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[x-pertprofessional]

Yo I heard my roommate making call outs "He's pushing. He's coming. He's on me. He's literally on top of me. He's inside me" and I started dying 🤣

[notasovietspy]

I remember saying "bro im coming out of the closet"and my dad went to my room and started laughing

[ScottyTownsend]

Not parent related but this shit is funny on your spouses too! My wife came in the room one day mad asf because I yelled out in ranked on apex “Leave her for me I want THAT ASS” my wife came in ready to kill me and the wraith I just downed 🤣

[dudeimdudely]

Teammate: “where’s the bloodhound”
Me: “I got behind him and sprayed his ass, he aint getting up”
My dad: *calls pastor*

[deagleyadome]

Dudes callouts be like “There’s 3 guys coming on me. They’re finishing”

[shaebullen]

“Ayo there’s two guys on me, I’m weak, they’re hitting me from the back”

[ayt________]

I love the way you can see through his glasses that he was actually playing

[stephaniel]

I'm the only female on my team and I'm always like "He's coming! He's coming on top of me!" if I'm alone and need backup so my teammates crack up laughing lol. I don't think about how I say stuff, I'm just panicking and need help!

[johnkyl]

I completely lost it at “Son.. don’t give em no more shots 😭”

[Fudge_Fantasy]

Dad was a soldier, came in there with akimbo pistols.

[W-M_broken]

"I'm in toilet. He's flashing me. It's long"
Never ever was a play on Overpass more weirder than that.

[daltonblyth]

That pause before “cheeks” was hilarious as hell

[governorjonah]

“Bro I knocked at least five dudes at superstore one time”
“aT tHE

[obviousgreyman]

“I knew I shouldn’t have bought them skinny jeans”.

[taraskhan]

The acting and the facial expressions were gold! I can't stop cackling!😂😂

[xmanninja]

This is actually a very deep metaphor for the loss of innocence, and that his dad doesn’t want to accept that his son is getting older, he just wants to hang on to what little is left of his baby boy. 10/10 - very emotional 😭

[eatdeliciouskids]

He forgot „This Dude is insane, he literally ate my shot!“

[marcrestorations]

"I knocked him on the floor!"
"Oh no, his friends coming, his coming!"
"Finished him off!
"Damn, that was hard!"

[cypix]

As soon as the dad realized his son was talking about cheeks, I burst out laughing like crazy as I watched him stand still 😂

[justsomeguywithasandwich]

That’s a good father. He heard his kid yelling for help, and he jumped in without hesitation.