what the heck?

Minecraft Movie in Theaters May 2019

Sources:

[DolanDarker]

Oh looks like this in recommended again for some reason, 3 years later. pls subscribe for more garbage xox

[jacobm.]

This is the emoji movie in an alternate universe.

[thecornseller]

How to impress a girl

Google: Just be yourself
Bing:

[dhoom-z]

He didn't even simp, just straight to the point

[Rat-cbiw]

I think this is more accurate for a teenager than the original.

[Isaacpalencar]

Normal people texting: Hi there
People on Tinder:

[DjayT.]

"And this kids, is how I met your mother"

[grandayy]

"i gave you my diamonds please respond"

[_username]

I want a newer version
"Can I put my bawls in yo jaws"

[lonelypotato]

How to flirt with your crush

Google: "say hi then smile"
Youtube:

[cottagecoreberries.]

Wikihow: "Hey how yo doing"
Google: "Reply with hi"
Tiktok: "Jenny darling yo my best friend"
Youtube:

[justsomeguywithastrawhat]

And the she replies,
"Not *now*, I'm in class."

[antiracistbaby]

It's all fun and games till she says, "Sorry I have a brother"

[rosefaetum]

Y'know, that would've been a better plot than the actual movie

[Bethybeee]

Oh my gosh, It took me so long to realize this was even
The Emoji movie I forgot there were even humans😂

[Morty]

When you send her pictures from the "homework" folder instead of pictures of the homework

[requeso]

Then he says:
"Sorry that was for my step sister"
_Mom is typing..._

[destroyer]

Me: "oh, my crush is right there, gotta play it cool."
Also me:

[DolanDark]

Sorry if there's less memes over the next week or so, been finally finishing up a main channel vid. It'll be out before the end of the month or you get to dab on me

[Lamberting]

Everybody gangsta til she replies "You know mom and dad would get mad at us"