Nope Chart - Internet Names for Spiders

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Nopes are those eight legged things that make you say, "nope!" You'll find nopes in a variety of memes, and (like doggos and cattos) there are special internet names used to describe spiders.

Cute nopes are the best kind of nopes because they don't look like they want to eat you. Sometimes they'll be doing a curious (just like a doggo!), sometimes they wear waterhats, some are floofy, and some are actually just puppers disguised as nopes. Bamboozled again ;)

If you know your nope anatomy, nopes are much less scary. Nopes have blinkies (eyes), lovely lashes, scuttlers (legs), and nom nom wigglers. Nopes use nom nom wigglers to eat flies, moths, and the especially nopey nopes sometimes eat sneks! Nope.

Two other parts of nope anatomy are the silk skeeter and the fuzzbum. Some nopes have fancy fuzzbums, like the happy fanny, skeletor, and Jason. Mr T (tarantula) has an especially fuzzy fuzzbum, and don't get too close to the danger bowtie (black widow spider).

Finally, the naming of the nope led to the naming of related nopes. The nope rope is one (also referred to as a snek or danger noodle), then there's the nope rope nope (which is just a combo of the nope and the nope rope), and the nopalope. That thing's a freak of nature.

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[mr.breton]

The best God damn marketing strategy I've seen ever

[fenyxragon]

“The greater fuzzbum region” wow I love this person

[oo]

Lucidchart, please ensure that this guy never get fired because he make the best ad in the world.

[spyrosk.]

Lucidchart: so what do you think?
Marketing Executive: ... _nope_

[okkismet]

"Danger bowtie" is the best name for black widow I've ever heard

[ronanhiggz]

This is the best advertising I've ever seen.

[Natt]

Superbowl: Our ads are the ultimate power in the universe!
Lucidchart: Do not be too proud of this normie terror you have constructed. The ability to draw in sponsors is insignificant next to the power of memes (and the force)

[doddermodd]

I never thought I'd laugh so hard at a tiny spider wearing a water droplet

[AZYMTH]

I’m not afraid of spiders,
I’m just afraid of circles with legs.

[DragonsRuby]

I am a severe arachnophobe, but this ad made it SO much easier to identify with the Nopes.
Also, Nopalope.

[squidkiller]

0:41 Jason

Oh don’t mind me, I’m just setting up a special replay button for later. :)

[shoveloryx]

Every other ad on the internet: * insert awful attempt at trying to relate to kids *

Lucidchart: *hold my beer-*

[urinesampleyellow]

This was an ad?!




BAMBOOZLED AGAIN

[TrulyTails]

"You thought this was a nope! It's a pupper, bamboozled again."

[ruttsuco.]

I swear these are the best possible ads ever. Why does anyone even try when you have already reached the peak

[meddymum]

I'd kill for lashes



HOLY H*CK
THAT ONE CAUGHT A SNEK

[_IHateHandles_]

Wait, this is an ad?

Well played...well played indeed...

[aurorascybermediaarchives]

How to advertise to your audience

Step one: meme it

[rosecoldwell]

Goddammit, bamboozled AGAIN!
One day we will not be bamboozled. Until then, we appreciate the term 'danger bowtie'.

[kstormgeistgem]

2020 and it's still on the top of my lists for lifting my spirits. along with the rest of the series.
if i had a use for flow charts, you can bet this would be the prog i'd get to do them!