Eight Types of People at the Grocery Store

Admit it, y'all, you've been one of these people in the grocery store before.

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[username]

don't forget the people who bring their ENTIRE family to the store

[elijones]

The ignorer: the lady who lets her kids runaround the store and ignores them.

[beautyforlife]

Am I the only one who will move the first product and grab the second one? Cuz less people have potentially touched it or messed with it

[chevyleesanchez]

Inaccessible: When you are 4’11, & the item you need is on the top shelf.

[MyDreamIsAStory]

You forgot the person that just wonders around not really looking for anything in particular.

[ultraloyalservantfelineov]

Don't forget the shoplifter, the shopper who forgot his wallet at home or in the car, the guy whose credit card is getting declined, and the 1 customer always looking for the vegan, or organic section

[SimplySarah]

Where’s the “can I speak to a manager” person or “I’m never shopping here again and you seem them the next day”? 😂

[vuho]

Man, the days when the store shelves were full are just a distant memory...

[RestlessSoulAD]

When you move the ghosts basket out of the way so you can get by and they appear out of nowhere yelling "don't touch my s*it!"

[Brian-dfrl]

2020 Update: Hoarders! People who buy the grocery store out of everything, especially toilet paper, and stockpile enough for 30 years

[viperslate]

Nothing worse than being sent to the store for an obscure item that you can not find. Never again! - Former Proxy

[stephanieknaus]

Or people like me who straighten up items and pick things up that fall as though I work there...

[oswaldo]

This is why I do my grocery shopping at night. No people and you have the store all by yourself, also you can get discount on perishables and pastries that they didn't sell for the day! It's a win win for moi.

[roller]

There's also the "let me see your manager" customer; the one that's never happy with anything ever.

[SuperStarwarsfan]

Don't forget the speed shopper. They're in and out as quick as possible. I would know, I am one! 😂

[crit_cannon]

Correction: the guy who thinks he doesn’t need a cart actually got a text from his wife with a set of secondary items she couldn’t be bothered to tell him about when he was leaving the house

[AG-spzt]

You forgot my dad.

The guy who memorizes the entire store and writes the grocery list in perfect order and then throws a fit when something is out of place.
And then he shops for 30 minutes but you're walking faster than you've ever walked before and it's more like a work out than a shopping trip.

[TXejas]

The "oh it must be free, it doesn't have tag/sku on it" customer. Because that never gets old

[johnedwardcabrera]

Also, the shopper who comes in every night at 8:55 pm, when the store closes at nine pm. They keep on shopping until 9:30pm.

[privacyvalued]

The apologizer: Says "Sorry" to everyone they come across.