Patient wants an Orgasmic Birth

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[rubymanyfandoms]

for the sake of my sanity, i choose to believe that this is a work of fiction

[VicatFurrington]

What, from the bottom of my heart, the entire fuck...

[Venom_Horse]

I guess my family isn't that fucked up in retrospect.

[ChocoboScribe]

I went in thinking that somehow someone got “organic” and “orgasmic” mixed up

[sillynephele]

"Mommy knows best"
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

[paperstrawsYT]

I can smell the “That’s enough internet for today” comments coming

[pisces]

This went from questionable psychology to suspected history of childhood sexual trauma.

[steveioe]

@Steveioe: Yes these are real stories from real healthcare workers who come to my comedy shows 😂

[NicoleCzarnecki]

If that really happened, then the nurse made the right call in requesting all three professionals — including the social worker — to keep an eye on the family.

[spicy_child]

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

[Project_KNGHT]

This went from a funny “people being dumb” story to “how to delete my memories” really quickly…

[FishMcFish]

i just said "what" so many times macklemore asked me if i wanted to go thrift shopping

[letsjustjumpoffacliffshallwe]

“YOU BARELY KNEW BEFORE AND THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU!”
that is

[CeCelia]

“Therapy recommended for husband” YOU DONT SAY 😂😂😂

[bohemiansun]

The call of desperation to Labor anf Delivery "WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PICK UPPPP?!?!" 🤣🤣

[adonian]

I'm at work right now, I gotta share this with everyone... We're nurses.

[evelinke]

my headphones turned off right after "patient's husband then commented" so the whole room got to listen to a very loud "how quickly the climax occured".

[jdevine]

"Mommy knows best" that's fucking wild 😭😭

[rhov-anion]

You know what? My family ain't so bad.
Therapy needed for that poor nurse too.

[jessicatalbert]

Imagine that kid asking to know about they day they were born.

Or worse, the grandma just telling the story proudly.

This brings "traumatic birth" to a whole new level