Introducing Lemonade Dating Insurance

It all started with a cheeseburger. 🍔 Dinner and a movie… classic combo! What could go wrong?

Well, “dinner” turned out to be a Fudd 66 Green Chile Cheeseburger, cut down the middle (so was the check). And the movie? Well, that was a not-so-subtle invitation to “watch an awesome documentary about Peruvian jungle sloths” back at the dude’s apartment, which he shared with three roommates. No 🙅 thanks!

But from this colossal bummer of a night came an idea—a bold, innovative way to make dating feel a *little* bit less like hell.

Dating insurance offers peace of mind against terrible dates that leave your mind in pieces. Even better—coverage is available nationwide, including high-risk areas like New York and Los Angeles. Take advantage of benefits, including full coverage for all “named perils,” such as Rebound Syndrome, “didn’t have anything better to do so why not,” post-11pm meet-ups, and “u up?” texts.

Does your wallet need protection against your heart? We thought so.

[SephShareBear]

Most unsuspecting way to post an April fool's joke, post it the day before. Lmao, good one guys.😂

[CouchInvestor]

Should have posted this on Saturday lol

[luukkoppen]

Interesting concept, needs some getting used.

[JakeAkstins]

Even though this is a joke, majority of single men would actually buy this if it was real at $30/month. I've been used so many times for free meals and events while dating people who pretended to be interested. The benefit would easily outweigh the cost.

[baseballhanes]

Post the commercial with the blonde that keeps airing during MLB TV games.