Gino D'Acampo 'If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike' Long version -18th May 2010

[reubensimon]

Still the greatest comeback in Television history

[ajromero]

I always begin losing it when he looks so appalled by her mentioning putting ham in it.

[salvatorericco]

Fun Fact for all the non-italians: that one is a say that we have here in Italy. He translated it in the most literal way. It is so common here that no one ever laughs at it anymore. I have never realized how fun it could be when it is translated so brutally like that.

EDIT (10 months and 140 replies after the original comment): As it appears from the comments below, this say has countless variations in many different languages around the world. I am glad to have sparked this discussion.

[mako]

1:56
"If it had ham in it.."
Gino : May God forgive you, cause I will not.

[jonathanjoestar__]

every time holly opens her mouth to say something around Gino he gets so disappointed each time and busts out one the the funniest lines to ever exist

[Bergen]

I am just loving the way Phil was begging Holy to stop, so they could be spared the total destruction from a mad italian

[TheElMuffin]

Gino is like a study of emotions.
2:00 - shock
2:05 - disbelief
2:07 - amusement
Comes up with a perfect response. Chef's kiss!

[curtismartin]

2:35 The cutest "stop it" flirt ever...

[uncleangaming]

I love how everyone in the background is also dying of laughter 🤣

[dschoene]

I like how he casually says: "I'm glad it's you standing there..."

[mitchellclifton]

THE LOOK OF DIGUST ON HIS FACE WHEN SHE SUGGESTED PUTTING PORK IN THE DISH!!!

[falcon]

"What the hell is to you..." always makes me laugh. Gino is so sincere in what he does.

[FelipeMelo-ecbm]

Holly: If it had ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara.
Gino: *So you have chosen death.*

[MyDomenico]

The way Philip is struggling between laughing and choking still cracks me after all these years…

[thejohngalt]

Had a rough day - felt exactly how Gino did. So came back to this. Feel better now. Good day, people!

[AlexisSeite]

2:03 the death stare is what gets me everytime

[calogerohuygens]

Perfect comedic timing, the punch line has been dropped mercilessly.

[fogelmclovin]

2:04 - You can see the moment Gino came up with the joke. He looks down and smirks. The cogs in his head have clicked into place. Then he pauses, rehearses it in his head to make sure he’ll say it smoothly in English, then unleashes it at the perfect timing.

[dinkata]

The whole crew laughing gets me every single time. 🤣

[SarahPlattFanx]

He will never live that down, he is a legend