Distasteful Alderaan Jokes #shorts

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[Nick-emqj]

I haven't but I sure do hope the planet doesn't crack up.

[irishladdie]

Leia: I'm devastated
Vader: Hi Devastated, I'm dad. Wait- no that's too early

[pandamochiyum]

If Vader said “No Tarkin, I haven’t.” Tarkin could have said, “Well Vader, I guess you’ve been looking in Alderaan Places.”

[mistersandwich]

bro straight up roasting his own daughter

[PalpatinesPlumber]

"Do you ever feel we're on the wrong side of this war?"
Palpatine joins the chat* "It's treason then"

[jamesashcroft]

Liea begged Tarkin to spare her planet, but she was looking for mercy in Alderaan places

[thebandage]

I’m just enjoying the idea of Vader and Tarkin having rehearsed all of these puns

[nidhoggr]

The storm troopers " mate, are we the bades."

[TexanRepublicanRedneck]

You can say that Alderaan had an explosive experience

[boltzmail]

I’m running a Star Wars dnd game that is during the clone wars. My players wanted an Uber eats thing, so I came up with this on their data pads:

“Alderaan eats; get it before it’s gone”

[Cybermat]

Can you imagine how fucked up the jokes Nash Windrider made about Alderaan were?

He was an Imperial pilot from Alderaan who became fanatically loyal to the Empire after they blew up his family, because the Empire was the only family he had left.

[scarletfoxfrostnovember]

Hey at least they solved the Alderaanian unemployment problem

[Boot]

Man those two troopers just reminded me of RvB

[Thatguy-vz]

Grand Admiral Thrawn in the back: Shame. It was just at its economic BOOM.

[Cobra_Messiah]

Theyre definitely on the right side the light wants the same thing they're just nice enough to hand you a band aid afterwards

[TorturedMongoose]

I haven't seen alderaan, but I must've checked in alderaan places

[kanadexdrawr]

Sometimes I feel like doing things for alderaan reasons

[permafrost]

Damn I hope all this stuff doesn’t blow up in their faces

[druxfy]

WHAT FUCKING GAME IS IT THIS IS MY 40th time asking

[orvehagheim]

Well the rebels are tcnekly terorists. Think of the death star as a super nuke. now if the rebeks failed, how many wuld abanden the caos and just hide out on som back wourld planet.