'Cash Money & Marvelous' - 'Find An Ugly Woman' and 'Andrew E.' - 'Humanap Ka Ng Panget'

"Cash Money & Marvelous" - "Find An Ugly Woman" "1988"

(Tic-toc)
(Toc-tic) [x3]
(Tic-toc You don't stop)
(You)
(You don't)x2
(You don't stop)
(Hit it) x4

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Man, find an ugly woman, and make her your wife
I mean ugly, so bad you can't look in her face
So fat she can't go down and tie her shoe lace
Now the reason that I say this, is simple and plain
All the pretty girls, man, they just play games
With your mind and your time, they're not with it
Cause if you ain't got no money, then you might as well (hit it)
But with an ugly girl, man, they'll simply adore ya
Like you can mess around and they'll still be there for ya
Cause you're all she has, and you're all she can get
So run out and find yourself an ugly chick
They'll be honest all the time, so boy, don't pursue her
Cause she's ugly as hell, nobody'll talk to her
So what she's a (bat) and a Godzilla (creature)
But it's not how she looks, it's how the girl (treats ya)
So if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Man, find an ugly woman and make her your wife
Cause pretty girls'll have you cryin the blues
But when a ugly girl leaves (she ain't nothin to lose)
No
(You)
(You don't)x2
(You don't stop)
(Hit it) x3

Now here's a time of my life I won't forget for the world
When Cash hooked me up with this ugly girl
He said (Marv, she's bad, and she's a musical producer)
But I shoulda known with a name like Medusa
When she opened the door, man, it wasn't even funny
Cause the girl reminded me of King Kong Bundy
Bald-headed and fat, boy, she blew my mind
But she captured my heart (why) cause she was kind
Sat me down at the table for a bite to eat
Gave me a rose and a kiss on the cheek
My mind was in shock, man, I thought I was dreamin
Cause everytime I looked at her, I felt like screamin
I thought about leavin, but I stopped and chilled
Just thought to myself: can this be real?
She's not pretty at all, but she treats me like a king
(Is that why you care for that ugly thing?)
Yeah Cash, you probably dog her and call her a creep
But you know what? (what?) beauty's only skin deep
And no matter what you say, man, she seems to be sweet
Cause I've been datin her now for the past three weeks
So if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Man, find an ugly woman (yup) and make her your wife
Cause pretty girls'll have you cryin the blues
But when a ugly girl leaves (she ain't nothin to lose)

"Andrew E." - "Humanap Ka Ng Panget!" "1990"

Ay naku kasi ano
Ang hihilig kasi sa magagandang lalaki
Ang hilig sa magagandang babae
O anong napala n'yo e 'di wala
Kaya kung ako sa inyo
Makinig na lang kayo sa sasabihin ko
Human tang ina mag kirituan na
it at ibigin mong tunay
'Yan ang dapat mong gawin
Kaya makinig ka sa akin
And it goes a little something like this

Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
Isang pangit na talagang 'di mo matanggap
At h'wag ang lalaki na iyong pangarap

Ngunit handang-handang iwanan ka naman sa sandali
Na ikaw ay wala nang ibigay, 'di ba ?
Kaya pangit na lalaki ang hanapin mo 'day
Kung hindi, sige ka puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak

CHORUS:
Humanap ka ng pangit (H'wag na oy!) Humanap ka ng pangit (H'wag na oy!)
Humanap ka ng pangit (H'wag na oy!) Ibigin mong tunay
(H'wag na oy!) (H'wag na oy!)

Isang pangit na babae na mayroong pagtingin
Mangaliwa ka man ah sige lang
Andiyan pa rin
Pagka't ikaw talaga ang kanyang pag-aari
Pag-isipan kang iwanan hindi na maaari
At kung malingat ka man h'wag mag-alala
Sigurado ka naman walang makikipag-kilala
Kung kasama mo siya 'di bale na katakutan okey lang
Kung ikaw naman ay paglilingkuran

CODA:
Kaya't para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
At kung hindi, sige ka puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mahiwalay man ang pangit hindi ka iiyak 'di ba ?

Sasabihin ko sa inyo kung ano ang nangyari
Na may na-date akong isang pangit na babae
Manliligaw daw niya ay talagang ang dami
Nguni't nang siya'y nakita ko mukha siyang lalaki
At sa akin ay matatawa ka talaga
Pagka't kahawig na kahawig niya si Zorayda
Maniwala kayo't ako'y napaibig niya
Lahat ng aking hilingin 'di tumatanggi
Palagi siyang nakahalik sa aking pisngi
Ako'y "shock" hah!
Araw-araw na t'wing kasama ko siya gusto kong sumigaw
Gusto kong iwanan siya
Nguni't ako'y nag-isip
Ito ba'y totoo o isang panaginip
'Di siya maganda nguni't ako ang kanyang hari
'Yan bang dahilan kaya't kasama ko palagi

Sabihin man nila na ako'y mangmang
Para sa akin kagandahan ay hanggang balat lamang
At sa inyo mayroon akong ibubulong
Second anniversary na namin ito t'song

(Repeat CODA)

CHORUS 2:
Humanap ka ng pangit(Sige na nga) x3
Ibigin mong tunay, Ibigin mong tunay

So you better watch out you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay
'Coz the girls and the guys did tell you all lies
You have to find out who's naughty who's nice
Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay

Break it down

[NFKTN]

Andrew E supports BBM, the irony haha

edit: gg mga lods, baka maging pulitiko na si Andrew E in the future

[dhuwagnhamanphala]

Hi sa mga napunta rito para i-fact check si Andrew E

[elle]

kahit gaano pa to kasama, loyalists will surely find their ways para i-gaslight tsyo at baliktarin to. Galing mag-isip ng script pero 'di man lang matuto magbasa ng history from reliable sources.

[edgarpanganiban]

Yung iba beat lang, tapos hndi pa tugmang tugma na cocopyright and nacacall-out. Pero eto talagang buong buo eh hahahahaha. Kumbaga wala na halos ginawa si andrew e. kung hindi i-translate sa tagalog. Pinaka sikat mong kanta galing sa nakaw hahahaysss

[julesa]

Kaya pla unithieves sinusuportahan 😆😆😆

[trishiazhoegalvez]

omg your political views and preference describes your personality talaga hahaha

[jerremyluzara]

Ako na always inaalam Yung totoo.. hahahah another facts para satin🤣🤣🤣

[tessa_jem]

HUYY SAN NA YUNG COMMENT NA "ANDREW E DIDN'T JUST TOOK NOTES, HE TOOK THE WHOLE BOOK" I'M ONLY HERE FOR IT LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[juriedesu]

Magnanakaw supports magnanakaw. Ay talaga namang Birds of the same feather flock together 🥴

[shawnclifford]

Birds of the same feather flocks together indeed.

[mannypaqcute]

Ah so totoo nga na minarcos lang din yung song 🤣

[gauranalouiejohnandrienita]

Birds of the same feather flock together ika nga

[gianlopez]

I can't believe Andrew E earned a money from a stolen song💀💀

[DanTheMan]

Kaway kaway sa mga napunta dito dahil sa issue kay Zaki at Andrew E. 😂

[Mike-upqb]

That is whay there is only one and true King of Pinoy Rap and that is Francis Magalona

[lwosh]

HAHSHAHSHAHAHAHA kingina minarcos nga talaga XD

[beomtarat_tarat]

You are who you support. No wonder why he's endorsing unithieves

[iancleofe]

Minarcos din pala yung kanta. Hayop na talent yan! No doubt na yung sinusuportahan ay magna hahaha

[lancesmith]

Pov- Pumunta ka dito kasi Nakita mo sa Fb

[sanaizlyf]

Minarcos ni Andrew E. lahat tinagalog lang 🤭