'I Wanted To Get My Noodle Wet' | Unexpected

Matthew and Hailey talk about how their relationship started, and Hailey's mum talks about how she feels about her daughter getting pregnant.

[lindsayb]

i would’ve told him to go put his noodle in some boiling water

[Kels]

He seems so uneducated. There is something so off about these two. The fact that he is talking about “getting his ‘noodle’ wet in front of her mom is beyond inappropriate and shows he has no respect for her or her mom.

[lalalalalamonkeyh]

This is so sad. “I wanted to get my noodle wet.” Is probably the worst excuse to use, especially in front of haileys mother. I wish the best to hailey, and her family.

[caitlinmaemartin]

As a married 27 year old woman with no child, I could probably go another 10 years without having a child after watching this

[inuterogoddess]

Girl, I don't blame you for not kissing him, he need to brush his teeth.

[LadyBug-sdsk]

As soon as he said, “ I wanted to get my noodle wet”, I came straight to the comments.

[natebmcfc]

I’m sure everyone parent dreams of their daughter bringing this guy home 😂

[bellekelly]

It must be a great feeling as a parent when your kid brings Matt home on a peaceful Friday afternoon

[Mr.Pop]

He looks like hes constantly thinking about something stupid.

[christianklemanowicz]

Their age is higher than their combined IQ.

[briayo]

“She just looked like a preppy white girl that was really innocent” wtf 💀💀 idk it js sounds perverted my guy 😭

[YourLocalEditor]

I love how he said “I wanted to get my noodle wet, but how can I get it wet when a piece of plastic is covering it” he said it with honor and hailys mom is like this is gonna be my grandchild’s dad?

[vybsdeadly]

So no one is gonna talk about the fact that he got his “noodle wet” before kissing her how does that even work

[babyedits-]

This dudes gonna be 34 and still in the 11th grade

[brandenbizelli]

That mom has great chill. If I was her dad sitting on the couch and man said “I just wanted to get my noodle wet” my daughter would no longer have a father for the baby anymore

[uplandbonsai]

When we were all 16 year olds, we were mostly worried about exams, studies, and homework.

[Raven-sxql]

"kids will be kids"

Now kids will be having kids

[alicebroadhead]

they're so immature, they think it's a funny thing to joke about, but reality is, it's not a joke. they will have to look after the baby, goodbye childhood

[cyberifeconnor]

I like how "stupid" has a look and its the guy 😂

[cosmichd]

This is the most convincing ad for planned parenthood I’d ever seen.