Schlatt Ranks Your UNHINGED Bedrooms

Streamed on 05/10/24

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[Jarack]

I've learned from this that Jschlatt has 4 types of fans.
- People who seem normal on the outside.
- The most talented people you'll ever meet.
- People with too much money and a niche hyperfixation.
- Fallout Protagonists

[gumsgang]

TIMESTAMPS


0:13 Obama’s Room
1:30 IKEA Room Tour
3:08 Green Room
4:35 Designer Cat Room ft. Schlatts Cat
7:52 Average Schlatt Fan Room
10:25 Piano Room
12:06 Tobyn Jacob’s Church of Critikal
16:18 Outside of the House Room
18:50 La Creatura Room
20:03 Luigi’s Room
22:04 Billion Dollar Gaming Setup
23:36 Gay Porn Room
26:13 $5000 Apartment in NY
27:53 Average Femboy Room ft. Shameless Gamer Gumps Plug
30:39 +100 Social Credit Room
31:27 4K HD Room
32:47 Schlatts Basement Tour
35:00 Cardboard Room
36:57 Kitchen Tour (Schlapybara)
37:58 Actual Good Room
39:30 90 Square Feet of Cancer
42:25 Cozy Room
44:59 Crime Scene
47:10 Return of The Cartoon SFX Room
49:06 Bag of Dicks Room Tour
51:00 Schlufus
52:25 Schlatt Room Tour ft. More Shameless Plugging
54:35 Minion Room Tour
56:38 Sewer Tour
57:50 Crime Scene #2
1:00:27 Silent Room Tour
1:01:23 Femboy Room Tour
1:05:11 OI MATE
1:05:28 Poorly Aged Room
1:07:12 Another Actually Cool Room
1:09:15 FNAF Room
1:10:43 Velocipastor Room Tour
1:13:21 Walter White Room Tour
1:16:13 Race Car Chair Room
1:22:05 Crying Man Room Tour
1:22:57 Gay Contruction Room
1:25:02 Schlagg Invaders
1:26:13 Day In The Life of Schlatts Editors
1:28:42 Rammy Hostage Situation
1:30:19 Fire Room
1:31:18 Femboy Jumpscare
1:33:52 Zoomer Room Tour
1:37:48 Free Room
1:39:07 Quintessential Quintuplets Room
1:41:28 Danno Cal Room Tour
1:44:23 Calm Room Tour
1:47:19 Cat Fancam
1:48:50 Dave’s Normal Room
1:50:06 College Dorm Tour
1:51:16 Weezer Room
1:51:25 Hi How Are You
1:52:20 Poptart Room
1:53:56 Schlatt: Nothing But The Worst
1:55:31 AI Generated Room
1:57:05 Not My Room
1:57:50 ISS Room Tour
1:59:06 Dr Derp Gamer Returns
1:59:58 Written Room ft. The Banishment of Dr Derp Gamer
2:01:40 Gaming Roof Tour
2:04:58 Hoarders Room
2:07:25 Crazy Dave Room Tour
2:08:07 Vault Dweller Room Tour
2:12:08 Giannis Room
2:13:20 Room Tour Speedrun
2:16:03 Normal Ass Room
2:17:40 Police Stuff Room
2:19:22 License Plate Collection
2:20:22 VA Room Tour
2:22:30 God Wept
2:24:04 Animated Room Tour
2:25:34 Don’t Forget Where You Belong
2:28:17 Fax Mannington Room Tour (The Cumpy Guy)
2:30:55 Alaskan Room Tour
2:33:32 ASMR Room Tour ft. Weezer
2:34:26 Find My Three Birds
2:37:45 Average Schlatt Fan Room
2:38:13 Stage Manager Room Tour
2:40:41 Club Penguin Igloo Tour
2:42:14 Weezer Jumpscare
2:42:17 Dungeon Tour
2:43:57 Actual Jumpscare Warning
2:44:15 Alabama Room Tour + Burger Break
2:48:05 Gulag Prisoner Room Tour
2:51:02 Blue Room
2:52:35 Bryce’s Room
2:54:08 Rubix Room + Deck of Schlards
2:56:30 Zombie Room Tour
2:57:25 “I’m not comfortable with that”
2:58:20 German Room Tour
3:00:05 I Put The New Forgis On The Jeep
3:01:34 Schlatt Room Tour (Animation)
3:03:29 New York's Greatest Enemy
3:04:50 Bearded Dragon Room
3:06:41 Dented Wall Room
3:08:41 Bathroom Tour (Backrooms)
3:10:08 Monochromatic Room
3:12:52 Actual Real Gun Room
3:13:25 Fucks Given: ZERO
3:14:29 Attic Tour
3:16:09 Snake Room
3:17:59 Triple Bunk Room
3:20:12 1890s Room
3:21:46 Funny Mic Room Tour (Mango) + Fry Break
3:28:08 Three Legged Cat Room
3:30:10 Disney Adult Room
3:32:55 Skylander Room
3:35:54 REDACTED Flag Spotted, Room Ignored
3:36:16 Upside Down Room Tour
3:37:32 SKIP
3:37:45 Shirtless Room Tour
3:40:58 The Schlowel
3:44:36 Why Are Bedroom Tours Popular? (Animation)
3:46:24 Lobster Room
3:48:14 Average Swedish Bedroom
3:49:11 Six PC Room
3:50:03 Freedom Room ft. JOHN FREEDOM
3:57:55 Bottle Cap Room
3:58:45 HufflePuff Room Tour
4:00:30 Harvard Senior Dorm Room

[personahub]

Dont let this distract you from that Schlatt 100% changed the name of the now Schlatt & Co channel just so he wouldnt get a golden playbutton that had "Schlagg" on it

[TotallyColts]

For those who were wondering
Beginning: 00:00
End: 4:07:02

[abe]

Timestamps

0:12 Barack Hussein Obama
1:32 *not* an ikea showroom
3:07 the average lead paint consumer
4:35 (probably) not an ikea showroom

5:34 ~~~FIRST CAT BREAK~~~

7:51 Alphabmw
10:27 first legless camera angle
12:05 church of Cr1tikal

13:59 ~~~TOBYN JACOBS INTERMISSION~~~

16:18 parasitic living
18:50 fucked up cat
19:59 second legless camera angle
22:03 churnable pc
23:35 schlander
26:13 least expensive new york apartment at $5, 000.00
27:57 average linux user
30:33 -10, 000 social credit
31:26 ⱧɆⱠⱠØ, ₴₵ⱧⱠ₳₮₮
32:47 the setting of every asylum horror game
34:40 cardboard man
36:58 the sauce closet
37:57 s(ch)latt
39:29 a legitimate threat to progression of the human race
42:26 the pillow-fort we wish we had
45:00 psych ward escapee
47:09 sfx man
49:05 life changing dicovery
51:00 Exp. 1911 - "Schleufus"
52:23 "Schlatt"

53:58 ~~~SCHLANKET PLUG~~~

54:34 lasmun beppo
56:35 least expensive LA studio at $10, 000.00
57:46 λonʁ ƨᴉuƨ μɑʌԍ ɻonuq λon

59:08 ~~~TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES~~~

1:00:29 average valorant player

that all im doing for now, if you want more, like because i dont get enough attention from my parents and have a crippling self doubt problem 👍

[quinnytwoshoes]

Schlang never fails to violate my personal space

[lowfn]

It makes me so happy to see Schlatt genuinely love his cat at multiple points during this vod

[personahub]

1:05:47 I love how the LITERAL FRAME Wilbur shows up everyone instantly goes into death-con protocol levels of panic modes

[markereyes]

6:55 Void kitty slowly blinks in Schlatt’s lap before pouncing outta there

[Painfulpaper]

thankyou for giving me a different purpose to spend my entire day on mother's day watching this

[Emdez]

1:56:49 The shaking of the camera makes me think this is actually recorded in VR and it’s something likely made in blender (like what Kane Pixels uses to create spaces for his videos). The free signs are weirdly smooth but not messed up in that AI sense, rather they’re so smooth because they’re 3d model smooth. It’s also why the shadows aren’t really there. Super cool stuff!

[TheSilk]

Real talk, 4 hours of laughs is such a nice thing to see of a sunday afternoon

[dontcallmecarson]

That's me! I apparently made schlagg too uncomfortable to watch more than me walking up the stairs in my comfy fishnets <3
1:57:20

[yeaitstoby]

Here we are, 'Schlatt' still 'ranking' our bedrooms once more.

[moon-dowy]

Feel bad for the guy at 3:30:16
It's fucked up how chat was shiting on him so hard. I would've banned or at least reprimanded chat for that kind of behavior. I know some of them weren't doing it but most were. That Room is cool as fuck and I respect how he holds onto his "childish" interests. People should be able to decorate their space how they want. I'd want to be that guys friend.

[Belly_buggy]

Glad you liked my video🫶, my cats the one at 3:28:08 that has one eye and three legs his names Tommy! also the chairs a DOWINX that was gifted to me a pretty long time ago🙏

[hondaaccord]

42:04 The rubbing alcohol and tissues is insane

[AMan-xztx]

I love how Schlatt's over here reacting to bedrooms, meanwhile the members of the SDMP are actively giving away his house (Congrats on the new house, Aztro!)

[topcaseLIVE]

1:36:34 Me when Schlatt casually asks for assistance to dox me, come on dude, I can tell you where I live. Lets cut out the middle man.

[getout]

I'm so happy these are back, these types of streams are my favourite. The SDMP streams are great, but these are just so unhinged.