Two and a Half Men | Alan Steals Charlie’s Girlfriend?!

Well, there's a first for everything. Alan (Jon Cryer) and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) are feuding over Charlie stealing Alan's lady back in high school. In retaliation, Alan goes after Charlie's current girlfriend (and his cookies). (Season 5 Episode 10).

Synopsis: Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a womanizing Malibu bachelor has his life disrupted when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son move in with him. Alan's best friend and internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), eventually buys Charlie's house in this comedic sitcom about men navigating women, sex, dating, divorce, single parenthood, money, love, and friendship.

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[Eranerui]

The way he slammed the door on Judith was sooo satisfying though he chickened out later 😭😆

[Xela]

“You said you talked to him”
“I did”
“Then why is Uncle Charlie a genius”
“Because he never got married” 😂

[joeyf]

Alan slamming the door on Judith's face?? That's such a satisfying moment. He should've tried that often 😂

[anoniemw.]

first his cookies now his croissant 😂. Love that line

[sebastianschmidt]

The fact that he lives there rent free and still behaves like that is ridiculous. 😂

[MrSkillz]

It’s the way Charlie acted like he was actually crushed 😂😂😂😂 He’s been trying to get rid of her for a while

[genishugues]

"Cause he never got married"
Door slam*

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

[FlevineOtieno]

Alan had no idea that he was doing Charlie a favor 😂😂

[konpsymusic]

she absolutely nailed that French accent when she said "we have much to share"

[Dankro]

"I snaked her like a cobra... Haa-tjaw " 😂😂😂

[C_de_jupons]

The definition of
"Even when I lose I'm winning"

[guypeate]

Alan: first his cookies, now his crossiants

I love that line

[nokaevernaseem]

Charlie is freaking genius 😂 poor Allan

[ireallyreallyhategoogle]

For a moment there, i thought Charlie was going to say he's proud of Alan for stealing that girl.
After all, he was probably just ghosting her.

[joaoclira]

I love how the name of the episodes are almost always lines of the dialogue. This one is called “Kinda like necrophilia” 😂

[bartholomewcubbins]

Just noticed that Charlie hadn't taken a single sip from his just-poured coffee, and yet: "Freshen that up for you?", "Thanks"

[carlosgonsalez]

2:10 one of the few times Alan actually stood up to his ex-wife

[vlalramzauva]

“Cause he never got married” - the best line ever from Alan

[rukudzojemwa]

The Tour de France joke in the opening scene though!!

[phlintify]

I guess @ 3:28 is the moment Jon Cryer became Lex Luthor 😂