Sleeper Cell Activation

Sleeper Cell Activation
If you guys would kindly look at the screen please, Nakam.
Okay now that I have activated my sleeper agents, we can get into the actual video. We are going to be looking into sleeper agents and how to create and control your very own, creating a private army to handle your affairs whilst you get up to more important business (league queue pop). First of all what is a sleeper agent. According to Wikipedia “ A sleeper agent is a spy or operative who is placed in a target country or organization, not to undertake an immediate mission, but instead to act as a potential asset on short notice if activated in the future. The "sleeper agent" is still an asset and can still play an active role in sabotage, sedition, espionage, or possibly treason by virtue of agreeing to act if activated.” now that’s a lot of words but in short its just a person or group of persons that operate covertly for a foreign government. Now to actually set up and support a sleeper cell you are going to need a lot of things, you probably don’t have most of these, for example you don’t have access to millions of dollars, don’t have any secure communication channels , no weapons, no hoes no hairline, no rizz, I could go on but you get my point. That doesn’t necessarily mean that you cannot have your own spy army though, it just means that your means of recruitment will just have to differ from traditional sleeper cells. There are four methods of recruitment we will be looking at and the first method that you can use to build a sleeper cell is through the CIAs tried and true method of drugging the public and hoping for the best. I am of course talking about the MKULTRA programme, but Ill keep this one short because just about everyone and their grandma has already made a video on the MKULTRA experiments. The main premise of the experiments were to see if they could completely strip a person of their free will and unknowingly be made to perform assassinations or whatever else the CIA would have them get up to, the CIA at the end of the programme burned most of the documents detailing what occurred in the programme but we do know that they spent around $90 million inflation adjusted on the programme and that they targeted institutions and universities drugging anyone they could. The fact that they burned most of their findings is leading me to believe that they did actually find something useful and buried the project so they could throw people off the scent.
Now this does sound like it could be very useful for those of us who want to create sleeper agents but it has a pretty big upfront requirement. Drugs, a whole lotta drugs and I don’t know if you know this but let’s just say the CIA knows a lot more about moving, deploying and covertly drugging just about anyone they want, compared to what you or I are capable of. Not to mention the fact that it could take hundreds of patients before you get one that responds well to the psychoactive substances and actually becomes malleable, so that you can use them for whatever purposes that you may need them for. It still is a bit of a tossup though and you kinda have to keep feeding them LSD to keep them in their sleeper state, which if you are trying to keep them covert could lead to them seeing random delusions and running into oncoming traffic, that or they turn into a ted Kaszynski and start sending out presents in the mail, not very conducive to covert operations or assassinations. This is probably the least effective method to create sleeper agents in my opinion the other three are far more effective, but then again, the CIA are keeping pretty stush about the whole thing so without the whole picture we may never truly know. The next one is a lot more effective, and it involves you starting your own religion. Yea it seems a bit grand but if you can effectively convince someone that you are the second coming of Jesus then you can pretty easily get a large group of dedicated followers that will choose to follow you to the ends of the earth quite literally. There are a few caveats to this though, firstly if you are either ugly or rizzless or both this will never work, secondly you kind of need to be slightly insane, delusions of grandeur really do help when you are trying to convince someone to commit crimes in your name without any pay. And finally you need to come up with a good story that people will believe, something like you were sent by god to abolish income tax or whatever a thing people can easily get behind. Ill give you an example of a pretty successful story of this and how it led to covert operation that resulted in mass poisonings and attempted murders. Now here is Osho you probably know him because of this one viral video.

[novaaXXO]

Stoic, i planned all of it. Everything. You're here for a reason.

[LeBeautiful]

Another based video before the holidays

[crwferrum]

I like how stoic just spawned into this reality and decided to just upload this great content in our side of the timeline.

[speedrublucas]

Stoic activated my 'be a law-abiding citizen' personality. I am now accurately filing my taxes and praising my government.

[carterdunten]

I live 20 miles from the old Rajneesh camp. My parents used to see he, and his posse roll through the town of Madras in rolls Royce’s on the way to the camp. My great uncle on my dad’s side was a ranch-hand who lived in the town of Antelope just south of the camp. Apparently my great uncle and a few of the other ranch hands took shots (literally) at Rajneesh trucks/ cars that would routinely try to trespass on the ranch. Anyways the Rajneesh camp/ compound is now a Christian young life camp- just a little ironic

[KatyaTuls]

0% hard work
0% quality
100% bullshit
100% cancer
This is the content i signed up for 🔥🔥🔥

[crusade]

Closest thing you're getting to a sleeper agent irl is when people are talking and something political is said and everyone changes

[CharlesA]

Hitting you with the fluoride stare rn… See you in Agartha!!

[TuriGamer]

That league queue sound actually had me stressing for a second

[ShrexyGuy]

But... but... muh greatest ally couldnt have lied about WMDs while simultaneously possessing them 😢

[RichardBaran]

Wait a moment... Am I a sleeper agent? I have epilepsy...
Now I'm scared

[autumnalbreeze]

i didn't know ted kacyznski was a jolly person

[alyssarichardson]

As for ol'm8 Rajneesh Osho, I don't care what he did outside the video, the man is spitting fire in it.

[MrChickenmilk]

Imagine if instead of the channel being called stoic stick it was called freaky stic and instead of sleeper agents we just oiled each other up and slept together.

[masonbg]

The second half is why I watch not only are you clever and hilarious. But very insightful and informative.

[alexanderherzog]

I love the whole script pasted into the description

[AFrisbeeLad]

Stoic I am the IRS.
Please pay your monthly tax payments. NOW.

[QuantumlyImmortal]

This man is highly intelligent. There was a lot more going on in this video than most people noticed. Now I see why YouTube finally recommended me this channel just recently.

[boxedwater]

Next James Bond villain. Actives sleeper agents, immediately locks in Draven in ranked.

[TurquoiseReverberation]

Calling all PM sleeper agents, activate rabbit protocol