President Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, or Michele Bachmann? Question

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[COJunkie]

Holy crap. There really is a selection of options in which Sarah Palin is obviously the most reasonable choice... 

Mind blown. *BOOM*

[TheCraigy]

Michelle Bachmann, a woman that hears voices and thinks we're in the biblical 'end times' and if president would have access to nuclear weapons.
Ted Cruz, a guy that can talk for 20 hours straight and not come up with anything worthwhile talking about nor anything rational and seems to be against progress and threatens to send the economy into a nose dive if he doesn't get his own way.
Or Sarah Palin...
I pick option 4, move to another country.

[Wordavee]

Definitely Sarah! She would run out of steam in the first month!

[KCKatheist]

That is a "choice" that would necessarily initiate "the end".
Thus, I would expatriate to Canada or somewhere in the EU.

[TheNeocatZone]

I started thinking Sarah Palin, and then David and Lewis confirmed the reasons why.

[Eltrio]

If these are our options, we're all thoroughly screwed.

[Asher]

Choosing Palin because she's the least capable to do anything... interesting rationale, but I agree.

[EarlRegent]

I demand to see Cruz's birth certificate! There are rumours he was born in Havana or in the middle of the Pacific somewhere. Lol! I am not even liberal, but could not resist saying that.

[KazmaKit]

If you replace Palin with Louie Gohmert I think this question becomes much tougher. They are just so insane. Though I guess Gohmert pretty much has no chance of winning anything more, so maybe not.

[cne]

Sarah Palin couldn't make it through on term as governor of Alaska.

[ikhonsu]

Sarah would quit half way through her presidency.

[IamSpacedad]

I think Palin is the most likely to actually try to govern for reals - the other two are just nuts.

[MAXSTA]

Sarah Palin.. She would do the least harm !

[Helmuesi]

A ringing endorsement! 
Vote Sarah Palin 2016 for ineffective President who will not further anymore rightwing stupidity on our country than we currently have to deal with...
I'm Sold!

[LabTech]

No David, you've got it all wrong.
When the choices are those 3, you pick D: Anarchy, because at least when the Humungus rolls up to your place, you've got a shot at making it out alive.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

I wouldn't vote for any of those people.  I would vote for a third party or write in "Bozo the Clown".

[Ouyk]

 Here's what the Republicans will get to choose from in 2016: Rubio, (Rand) Paul, Cruz, Christie and perhaps Ryan..

[TangleBrook]

Where your logic fails, David and Louis, is that Palin is the most exploitable. With Cruz you would know where he is going, because he would boast about it and go for it.

[LoisLanesFriend]

I would leave the Country....Oh, I did when Bush was elected.

[dagda]

I would select self-deportation.  I'm not a comedian so I wouldn't find any silver lining.