Trying To Find 'Proof'... #shorts

[minebloxikalt]

Astrology: *HERE THE FLOOR IS MADE OUTTA FLOOR*

[Barnacle_Goat]

Someone: ***breathes***

"Omg you're such a Cancer"

[tails]

The astrology costume is fucking perfect

[laxvmarch]

Astrology girl: he's the murderer!
Detective: how do you know?
Astrology girl: because he's a Gemini, duh

[idontlikepeoplesoidontlikeyou]

“ *Looks like Gemini’s Mercury is in Gatorade again today* “

[austind]

Harry and Ron making up their test answers in divination

[carrots]

BRO THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS REJECTED THE MAN OF HER DREAMS BECAUSE: “I googled it our signs don’t match”

[emmee]

“guys i just drop kicked an orphan! i’m such a scoliosis!” 💀💀

[Cnhsf]

"My grandma had a stroke yesterday"
"Omg, that's such an aquarius thing 🙄"

[SakuraScythe]

Amber heard: "We dont even have to try"

[Calvin_M.]

Astrologists be like: moon looks seductive tonight innit?

[mionsnojkorn]

The Internet: 🎵We don't even have to try🎵

[yourlocalpineapple]

People into astrology be like: oh I’m so sorry I burned down that orphanage it’s just how I am I’m such an asparagus

[sabrinasfruitcake]

astrology person: the defendant is guilty.
judge: why do you say that?
astrology person: they're a leo rising, duh

[geoordinary]

Astronauts:We got nothing less to do, just explore balls.

[thunderboots]

Damn I thought it was gonna be a baking joke. "The proof is in the pudding"

[jonathanmoody]

I normally don’t like pop songs but every single one of these skits that shows up I always end up singing “it’s always a good time” at the end, and it always is a good time

[yourlocalcorrectidiot]

Ancient historians: we don’t even have to try

[A_DG]

Astrology ppl be like: they are a Scorpio so they are the killer!!!!

[ijusttroll]

Someone *cries at a funeral*
"OMG YOUR DEFINITELY A PISCES"