someone take me to the genius bar asap #asmr #asmrsounds

[The_Scrunkly]

“Hey mom my teeth hurt.”
“It’s because of that damn phone!”

[iliketurtlesofficial]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

rich kids:

[thziroj]

"Hey mom wheres my phone"

"I gave it to your brother"

[HonestlyLuvly]

The micro shards of glass entering his digestive track: 😘😘💓🎀😍🥰

[Maybe_Luffy]

He doesn’t hate the dentist, the dentist hates him.

[MaddyW-sqwg]

dogs when they realize the homework is digital:

[Voidboi]

"What happened to your phone?"
"Uhhhh- got... Hungry?"

[JalokimYT]

"What do you like to eat?"
*"Apples."*

[quinnstarrr]

mom: “drugs won’t affect my child!”
*the child:*

[OceRouu]

"Why is your new phone already broken?"
"Oh I just chewed it."

[Levender_melon]

THE FACT THE MY GUY LITERALLY ATE SOME A LITTLE BIT 💀💀💀💀💀

[Brianna]

I don’t think a video has ever caused me more physical pain than this. Bro just had a $1k meal

[FramezRexy]

He gonna have a bluetooth after that😂😂💀💀

[baltazarugaban]

When your parents say don’t be wasteful

[mrshmiggle]

An apple a day keeps the doctor at your doorstep

[justanormalpotato.]

“In 2023 we’re going to have flying cars!”

People in 2023:

[hunterpurkey]

he’s the reason why little toys have a choking hazard on them lol

[Miss_kitty]

“What happened to ur phone?”
“My uncle ate it..”

[themedic]

There are no jokes to be made, you are clinically insane.

[yanetperez]

Bro imagine going to your room and finding this guy eating your phone 💀💀💀