Jon Jones always got KNOCKED OUT by Rampage Jackson

#shorts #mma #ufc

[zacarius]

Bro took 1 snort of peruvian and think he’s a bird

[selwalk]

" Cocaines a helluva drug " Rick James 😊

[meezysquad]

"Get on your knees & crawl up to him" is insane 💀

[whysoserious]

It's the first feeling you have after the needle goes through your skin

[adnanmicahchips]

He used that same prayer to win over his fiancée

[Xal]

Featherman Jones. Sounds like a new mythical fighter to me

[Dan_Hazard]

That dogs face like "shit not another bump here we go" 😅

[dannyboy]

That wooo reminds me of the meme, 'my daddy eats sugar through his nose and then yells

[pio]

He also puked his eye and kick knee cap. What a legend.

[Akkarsollum]

Story context:
1. Jon did an eight ball of cocaine
2. Was training for Rampage
3. USADA was spotted outside of gym
4. Jon bolts it underneath the ring by crawling
5. Jon has the deep think moment
6. Jon high is gone
7. Gym closes and USADA leaves
8. Jon lets out the loudest wooo
9. Jon finally wins against USADA and feels invincible
10. Jon crawls out from ring and walks like king of world
11. Jon uses crawling technique from “hypothetical” fight with USADA against Rampage
12. Jon wins

[Buckshot]

Rampage got lucky that jones put the choke on before he lost both his eye.

[underballbutter]

"The more God favors you, the more the Devil does too" - Mike Tyson

[jonnytouche]

You can learn so much about yourself through a fight

[DR-wwrx]

And proceeded to eyepoke the shit out of rampage

[SyracuseIsOranges]

"Cocaine is a helluva drug."
- Rick James

[crazypills]

People who aren't spiritual would never understand these kind of feelings, sensations and vivid dreams. GOAT 🗿

[DrowningMoon]

The coke got that man yelling WOOOO like he rick flair

[high.already]

This is actually quite deep - those who know will understand.

[Azura_]

That doggo was ready for some mad hype when John said

[MrMZaccone]

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" - Except drive, apparently.