based cosmo

based cosmo

music is a super sped up version of messages from the stars by rah band

[raphaeldagamer]

The first one was so good that Wanda wasn't even upset.

[darylcastillo]

Cosmo could start his own alpha male podcast.

[pbeck]

You missed the best one
“I don’t want to be a crab all the time!”
“That’s never stopped you before!”

[ScrubRekker]

Timmy: "I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!"

Cosmo: "Just like the I.R.S!"

[SEEPLES]

Based James: finally a worthy opponent.

[AJrandomness]

THE FACT THAT HE GAVE BIRTH AT THE SAME TIME 💀

[sojournertaylor]

I think Cosmo is speaking out of resentment for his mother honestly

[Sans_The_Skeleton]

“No! You have a perfect show!! Why would you wanna add a girl to it?” my reaction when they added Chloe

[nebula]

A new episode idea would be to bring back Cosmo's old, smart personality from the pilot.

[keidkirk]

I like to think that Cosmo is making himself look dumb just so he can say stuff like this with no reprocautions

[stripes]

0:07 This was the best Cosmo voice btw

[chaoticpemmins]

"No, you have a perfect civilization! Why would you want to add a woman to it?!"

Show Writers: (Add a new female character)

Show: (Flops and dies)

[bug_under]

the funny thing is that canonically in the fairy world the men are the ones who get pregnant, so he has reason to shit on women.

[miiru]

“Who cares what you think, you’re a girl now!”

[razkrispies]

the sudden messages from the stars made this so much better

[saiyajinbeard]

The comedic timing with the music is top tier 😂😂😂😂

[siphemanana]

And this is why Cosmo gets his ass whooped EVERY time

[phillyeaglesforlife]

Here’s one you missed-
Timmy: Ya know what, love stinks!
Cosmo: And it’s wet too!
😳😳😬😬

[HerwakNic]

Bro really just said "Who cares what you think, you're a girl now" 💀

[wesleythomas]

Damnnn cosmo i didn't know you were chill like that!