'Don't Buy Anything From Middle Eastern People' | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace

Be ware of the seller who calls you "my friend my friend"

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[alansamuel]

He isn't just a comedian, think of it in this way he also knows a lot about other cultures, religions, types of upbringing and accents. He is actually a very knowledgeable man.

[Firmus]

Reminds me a bit of Spanish souvenir sellers "Where you from? Ah, Croatia! Croatia my friend, Croatia good people! What you want to buy?"

[brokegamer]

I'm from morocco and i confirm that we have the same culture as the middle east

[TheMaure]

He's just ruined my futur business, i was trying to export Moroccan products to the US !!

[nisa]

the same thing happened to me in Turkey! they complimented my country so many times and gave us turkish tea. At the end my parents had to buy something

[JustLookA]

In Argentina if you hear the word "Amigo" (Friend), you're about to get robbed or shanked. Not always, but probably...

[AnasNakhily]

In France, if an arab guy tell u to not worry "t'inquiète", you should really worry dude !
Advice from an arab guy !

[DSweashox]

A Moroccan here, It's actually true, but we're from north Africa not middle east, actually the distance between Morocco and middle-east is bigger than the distance between Morocco and Norway lool

[mikem]

I'm an American, I bought a used car from a very nice Arab family, they were friendly, gave me a decent price for the car, I had no problems at all.

[Filthed]

You made my day. Awesome stuff Maz. Sending love from Iran <3

[karimaelosri]

Being Moroccan myself am dying from 😂😂

[samsafe]

I'm moroccan and this is very accurate 😂

[was]

Man you are the best !!! Greetings from Lebanon .

[jamiedp]

I live in Australia. I had a Middle Eastern taxi driver yesterday and he said "My friend" and I immediately thought of this joke

[ochiet]

OMG!!! This shit happened to me when my ship ported in Jordan. Dude offered me and my friend some tea and we left with silver jewelry boxes, rofl. I still have it, its pretty dope.

[LoganSewell]

"My friend!" also applies to Hispanics. As a Mexican-American I can verify this.

[JohnsyOmniscient]

Oh my God the punchline at the end is so brilliant, I have never laughed like this in ages! :D

[rasdudu]

This guy is my best comedian I love him

[markedmen]

hahaha, same has happened to me in Egypt. Been there 3 times. Every time, come here, my friend, you have a gf? Buy this plant or root and it will make miracles in the bed. nono, dont leave, my friend. Want some lemon? Here, i'll put it in the bag for you... :D 

but thats funny, i somehow love that culture. They are never angry, you always feel like you you did something bad because you didnt buy his goods :D

[toonedin]

Maz! "My friend"! You had me in splits, man! You're so funny!!