Happy 14th Birthday, Shorty!

Behold, loyal subjects, as I, Queen Shorty Shoshobeans I, celebrate mine 14th year of regal reign by conducting yet another vital experiment in the name of science. To mark this grand occasion, I have knocked down 14 objects, each carefully selected to ensure that gravity remains in working order—under my command, of course. Watch as these items fall and roll, confirming that the laws of physics still bend to my will. The world owes me a debt of gratitude for maintaining such balance in the universe.

To mine old and new followers alike, thy loyalty is cherished. I thank thee for bearing witness to my continued greatness. Long live the Queen!

Queen Shorty Shoshobeans

And remember, we have lots of merch like the classic and new editions of our 'I 🖤 Black Cats' theme shirt—perfect for adding a touch of feline magic to your fall wardrobe. With subtle nods to the mystery of the season, these designs are ideal for both fall and Halloween!

I hope everyone is doing amazing out there. Peace and purrs out,

Rob

[Bobs-Wrigles]

At 14 Shorty is the equivalent of a 72 yo human, but she's still a kitten at heart, Happy Birthday Shorty

[DriftlessWarrior]

So adorable! And a reminder, the earth can't be flat, because if it were, cats would have knocked everything off it by now. 😂 Happy birthday, beautiful girl! 😻

[michelleherndon]

Happy Birthday Beautiful Queen 🖤🖤🥳🤗🥰😘😘

[dreamarcher]

I am so glad you had her prrrt at the end! Happy Birthday, Shorty!

[sylviekins]

Happy Birthday, Shorty, Queen of experiments in Gravity and Empress of beauty and fun❤❤❤. Your subjects around the world adore you❤❤❤. I love the careful way she considers each object, and watches the descent to the ground😻

[sweetnsourchick]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY GIRL!!!! Oh, . . . excuse me! Wishing you many blessings, Your Highness. LONG LIVE THE 🎂 🎁 🎈 👑

[CinzaChumbo]

Happy birthday, Your Shortiness! May you still grace us all with your magnificent floof, and may your beautiful voidness bring Rob and Brian many more joys!

Also may the Simpleton keep being your companion, as... well, simple as he is.

[dragoon]

Aww absolutely adorable and so very sweet.
Happy birthday to you adorable Shorty.
Hope you have a lovely and wonderful day filled with plenty of purrs, meows, treats, snoozes and cuddles

[Bookcat]

All hail Queen Shorty! Long may she reign (and knock objects down)!

[teresasully]

Happy 14th Birthday dear Shorty and love your football skills! ❤❤

[thetooginator]

Happy Birthday Shorty! Her fur looks gorgeous (as usual) and she’s doing one of her favorite activities: studying Newtonian physics. She seemed especially interested in watching one egg transfer its energy to another.

[Golfbugs]

Happy Happy Birthday, beautiful girl! Party On!🎉🐈‍⬛💝🎂🌟

[melissametivier]

Thank you, my Queen, for allowing us to witness this festive display of scientific prowess.

[Ohmygoodness]

Oh!!! Happy belated birthday Shosho Queen!!! Hope you had a wonderful day. ❤❤😻😻😻

[_-_Black_-_CAT_-_]

Prrrbrrrt...
Happy 14 year old Shorty 🎉

[maryearly]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHO KO. Many many happy more!

[missjoshemmett]

Queen Shorty Shoshobeans I, of the Provinces of the British Commonwealth of Canada. (1931)

Hey, Girl! Thank you for coming into my life and bringing your wonderful family with you. I am teared up. Your are best reigning Queen anywhere and you sure don't look 14! Look at all those colours in your fluffy fluff! Happy Birthday, Shorty!

And my tee arrived today! What a coincidence! Thank you.

[trishnickles]

Happy Birthday, magnificent Queen Shorty! May you be blessed with many, many more. 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

[NightHawke]

1:16 As if the Mad Queen needed any further encouragement to knock things onto the floor....

[dayveecarrothers]

Happy Birthday sweet Shorty❤❤❤❤ you are the best!!!