One job! #buhurt #combatsport #knight #shield #punch

[jamesbaggett]

“I told you I wanted a Merlot, this is Chardonnay!”

[rouch]

The fact he's not even using full range of motion makes this scary.

[Wulf-sqzw]

All I can hear is the knight going, "where's my money huh? Where's my money?"

[sicstar]

"You call that wine?! THAT'S BLLODY VINEGAR!!!"

[moist]

Ngl, that armor gives him probably 1500x his base aura.

[M.E.L.T]

I’m realizing how viable of a weapon well-made shields actually are.

[joshuasmyth]

Really teachin' im a lesson, ma lord.

[Leviticus_Ander]

You're a good man, Arthur Dayne.

[russellpalser]

'Yes... i wish to donate my body to scientific research'

[ihs]

People don't realize that shields were just as useful offensively as they were defensively (i have no clue if this is true, i just play halfsword)

[Baba_oni]

"HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT PROPERLY!!!" ahh

[Ashireiko_Tatsumi]

This implies the tavern owner is retired level 90 adventurer with complete set of heavy armour.

[epicdoggo]

Arthur Morgan when a poor farmer doesn’t have his money:

[Zomgtforly]

Just remember, there is millions of us, but only thousands of knights; the majority of us would have been the one getting the head pats and face taps

[returningfire]

“What’s your neighbor doing over there?”
“Who, Garry? Don’t mind him. “

[davidboyle]

"...very good! but brick don't hit back". -chong li

[Theoneandolny-gamerhwad]

Is no one going to talk about the sound from the armor and tickles my brain or whatever can’t describe it

[Kaeoooo]

Seeing fight scenes where people shield bash to subdue others is making a lot more sense to me now.

[dncInfamous]

A knight back then was equivalent to a tank today.

[AmericanWrathchild]

Hedge knights gettin real bold these days