imagine if this was your wedding speech

[swag_star_michelin]

this is literally just my internal dialogue 24/7

[SadieStewella]

Heck yes! As someone with social anxiety, this is perfect, beautifully said 🥺

[Ibedrawin]

And they think you’re joking and laugh it off but you’re 100% serious

[brianneholds]

Or she could just do the old fashioned thing you see in movies and tell everyone they have to catch a flight for their honeymoon and to enjoy the rest of the party. And let the parents/bridal party handle the end of the event.

[darlingthimblemoon]

I just created a playlist just to save this in case I ever get married again 😅 being neurospicy my social battery is low.

[stephanie]

Ngl I just sent this to my fiance telling him he can give this speech at our wedding 😂

[Bennyngfit]

You’re a genius. Might have to steal that if I ever get married.

[keilahkopriva]

Or just have a shorter wedding. Me and my Husband were married at 2:30 and we left at 6:30 and it was perfect!

[ecmunjeri]

The bride and groom should leave early coz they have things to do😅

[lisamatarazzo]

I thought the bride and groom always leave the reception/party before everybody else. when the traditional wedding stuff, first dance, dad daughter and mom son dance, throwing the bouquet out the garter, is done, bride and groom make their exit, the rest of the party is for guests to just have fun

[richardjordan]

You are so Cute! I wish I could have found a boy as cute as you when I was your age; Actually, I could have,

[Mushroom-]

Wonderful advice !! 😮😮😁😁 however i dispise this song..

[sarahmoney]

The most polite way to ask people to please leave you alone now 🥲 "ive had a great time and would now love to go home and go to bed. Thank you and goodnight"