Best pirate i've ever seen (Sea of Thieves)

How to carry a chest of sorrow

[mikelramirez]

When you have corona but you still want to sail with the boys.

[Helldiver]

Wife: he’s probably cheating on me.

Me and the boys:

[darthshimp]

“He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will”

[TheBBKALLDAY]

Context for those that don’t play this game:
They’re trying to cash in a chest of sorrows, which can sink a ship if left unattended, as the chest will start to “cry” and fill the decks up with water. To circumvent this, use a rowboat with a harpoon, fire the harpoon at the rear of the ship, and tow the rowboat to a nearby outpost to sell the chest. (FYI rowboats aren’t affected by the Chest Of Sorrows sobbing)

Edit: WOW! Over 3k likes!! Thank you all, and happy pirating

Another Edit: WHOA! Over 6k likes! Thank you all again and happy pirating

[hello-hbll]

Can we just talk about how beautiful, well made and perfect the sea in this game is?

[valedragonspeak]

The Chest of Sorrows has another trick, actually; hold it and just hang out on the ladder, as it can't actually put water in your ship if you're hanging off the side! But this is probably the more fun option :P

[theredcoat]

That was some jack sparrow thinking right there.


Edit: Oh did I forget to mention?


That was some *Captain* jack sparrow thinking right there.

[gaborviragh]

When Captain Jack Sparrow forgot a rum on the island:

[grimboo]

Who needs a galleon when you got this. Edit-ThankYou so much for the 2.9k likes you guys are awsome

[cortingat]

Plot Twist: It wasn’t a chest of sorrows strategy, it’s actually just pirate tuberiding

[jamfilledjars]

I remember about a month ago we were farming reaper chests (myself and three other friends), and while we set sail to escape Reapers Hideout from potential opponents, one of my friends decided to cannon himself off onto a nearby islet. Obviously, we didn’t stop for him, but as luck would have it, there was a rowboat near him. We had to travel through a storm and open water for about 2 minutes or so before we reached the desired island, and so, my friend, in his dinky rowboat, *sailed it through the centre of the storm and emerged unscathed about 3 minutes after we had arrived at the island* and let me tell you, his rowboat was in tatters. You could’ve blown on it and it would’ve sunk. It is to this day one of the two greatest highlights of my time playing this game, with second (and equally impressive) moment being when 12 of my friend group (me included) all found each other on the same server, and formed an alliance fleet of 3 galleons with full crews, whereupon we dominated the server for hours.

[CHASE_OT]

Dang that’s how you really transport the chest of sorrow

[KrawllUnchained]

Last chest of sorrows i brought back to an outpost was carried on my back while i was holding on to the bottom of my boat's ladder, while my crewmate steered the ship.
The water only went into the boat if i came up too high on the ladder but if i held on to the bottom, the water wouldn't get inside at all.

[idenico]

Just imagine Jack Sparrow doing this in one of the movies

[dabigfreeze]

When someone somehow sneaks behind your boat and attaches themselves to it but it takes you so long to notice you decide to spare them.

[darkbladelp]

"You can't sail while being in quarantine"
Him: What about I do anyway?

[blazematte]

If you pay attention to what's on his boat you will realize the 200iq play

[Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector]

That guy: The heck is that
The guy harpooned to them: *MY SHIP MAY BE GONE BUT I WILL STILL CHASE YOU DOWN!!!*

[Ciantr]

Moment of silence to respect the chest of a thousand grog’s

[WorldWeave]

I love how they’re all just looking at him like “what are we meant to do in this situation? Lol”