Dr Bright is Not Allowed to Tell Yo Mama Jokes!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things

#shorts

[Rukambole]

You know who else is not allowed to make "yo momma" jokes? MY MOM

[silverhawk]

"Yo mama so ugly SCP-096 is afraid to look at *her"*
Even the Scarlet King himself would say that's waaay too far😭😂

[DioxaneNyn]

"and abit cringe innit bruv" said the narrator in a calm soothing voice

[someguycalledaella]

" Dr. Bright, for 343's sake, no, we're not making a whole SCP file for a Joe mama joke.. "
Edit: Since lads in the comments pointed it out, fixed god to 343. Also, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU-

[grazielamink]

okay, okay, i got one.
“Yo mama so fat the staff mistakes her for SCP-082!”

[Deedoo_r]

Fun Fact: this whole list is actually an article on the foundation wiki, so I had already read this one. however, only the 096 one was on the wiki, the rest were made up by the SCP Explained writers, Kudos

[YiminyCricket]

my favorite will always be "Yo mama is so old... uh... she's older than YOU!"

[thethingy_doublet]

“Another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the SCP Foundation is *B R E A T H I N G .* “

[Demarcus_Berkley]

Man I feel doctor bright is just that kid with really bad ADHD and just wants to be funny and loved by all.

[demoneon]

You know the situation bad when the Research Team, the Security Team, and the D-Class team up. K-Class type of shit.

[hahatkuki]

"For 343's sake Jack! Stop making the scp files yo mama jokes!"

[thatone]

I’m sorry but the idea of dr bright walking casually walking into 682’s containment cell, saying “yo mama” and 682 screaming in pain too good

[wowygary]

My Brother in Christ did not just say a bit cringe innit bruv

[Da_doggo]

“Another thing dr bright is not allowed to do breath”

[tomasbm]

He is specially not allowed to do this to personnel assigned to scp-597.

[tam]

"a bit cringe innit bruv?" not only did that catch me off gaurd i also died of laughter

[FunkyMonkey]

What's stopping him from breaking all these rules. I mean, he's literally immortal.

[Mildly_crazy]

it makes me think that everytime he gets a new body he takes alil of his the good and get balanced out luckly but chaos isnt balanced by order. order breeds chaos and chaos breeds order

[ashwinpokhrel]

"A bit cringe init bruv" says the American with a mid-western accent. The second those words left his mouth he made all Brits die of cringe.

[Mrhade]

And Dr Bright is not allowed to meet Dr Gerald due to his driving skills mixed with Bright skills 🔥🧐