r/Unexpected | Where did the Lumps come from...

looking at some r/Unexpected top posts with Lumo on reddit, hope you enjoyed.

[DigitalJedi]

The "Idiot Savant" thing perfectly describes the average engineering class. We're all smart, but at the same time, very dumb. Like we're making a battlebot but also Jason lit ramen on fire in the microwave last week.

[poptheartist]

3:00 Although technically, it is illegal to throw your paddle at your ping pong ball, and IF the paddle does hit the ball that means a point will actually be deducted. All in all, that's still f*cking awesome.

[pocketxyco]

I can see Joker towing the bat mobile just to be a dick to batman or just to just add salt

[Luscinia_Nightengale]

So, don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but the Batmobile clip has some funny bits of interest to it.
First, the stunt was one befitting of Cesar Romero's Joker, from 1966.
Second, the Batmobile was the 1989 Batmobile, which was Jack Nicholson's Joker.
Third, the driver was dressed as Heath Ledger's Joker from 2008.
This man is a living anachronism, and it's all the more hilarious because...
This is a form of madness befitting Joaquin Phoenix's Joker from 2019.
Or, y'know, Kevin Michael Richardson's Joker from 2004, but that sorta breaks the count-up.

[The_Stumbler]

9:00 worked as a water/theme park Janitorial, an easy way to sum this up. There were like 4 to 5 different bathroom places, with one of them being a changing room. The women's changing room required one person to maintain it during operation. The men's didn't have that, just the hourly check up.

[spengrantest]

Lumo not realizing the joke with the woman who got the elastic snapped up is that she’s not wearing a bra is REAL funny.

[averyrosecloud]

The women's restrooms being the actual nightmare is very true. It's cause of all the little kids & parents that refuse to clean up after em. I mean, have you seen the children's isles of stores?

[RolyatSille]

The bathrooms in one of the places where I worked as a janitor were several unisex single-person bathrooms placed strategically throughout. And I would genuinely argue that the unisex bathroom emboldens people in the same way anonymity does and they just let out their worst behavior in it. The doorknobs were regularly damaged. Someone kept turning on just a fire hose of piss around the toilets but not in it. Make up left around and never reobtained from lost and found. Garbage cans rummaged through. Decorations stolen. But the one thing I weirdly almost never experienced my time while working there was a clogged toilet. Maliciously or accidentally clogged, only happened once. And I can find myself blessed in that.

[gayrat]

1:51 I didnt follow the rule "only eat it if you know you can handle it". I went to some beef jerky place and got California reaper (The world's hottest pepper) jerky. I ate it like it was nothing. It was actually pretty sweat to me but when my dad tried it... he downed an entire jug of milk.

[fragilistico]

As of right now i'm typing this from my phone, the clip of the cat getting slapped came right as i was drinking, I spat all my drink and in an attempt to dry it i tipped the glass over my keyboard, thankfully just the base of monitor was wetter but my keyboard is waterlogged at the moment, thank you Lumo for this good laugh.

[scottdreemurrthegodofcreation]

The joker finally wins he became a repo man and waited for his opportunity

[FerrariGTO]

Yo the gym one is INSANE. Either it was a poorly maintained hydraulic sistem or this guy is jacked beyond human possibility and comprehension

[pedroguscos]

I love when the video starts with Brazil.

[Wbfuhn]

The stolen lunch is one thing, get creative, but not at the risk of someone else that might land them in the hospital. Get a hold of your HR department and bring it up first. If they don't do anything, then escalate the situation. Just don't gamble other peoples' lives.

[rainingwings]

1:00 I can say that that dude is rowing practically all wrong lmao
-A rower

[Liggliluff]

(3:14) Do that at the Olympics and you're disqualified. You can't throw your equipments, and many sports have rules against throwing equipments. This is to discourage such acts, and also to punish those who does it out of rage.

[Gyrhoe]

Tbh I think it's because very young kids will more often then not be in the woman's bathroom since that's where the baby changing stations are. Maybe there's something else, idk I have never tried to make them dirty...

[McBehrer]

2:25
how do people still not know how to wear a fucking mask

[dramspringfeald]

"Today on the internet explains to Kalbus"
10:12

Synchronized throwing it back

[hazmat]

"The batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away"