The Samsung Girl

The Internet met Samsung's New Girl Assistant "Samung Sam". You can already guess what happened.

Sources:
Art: Yeah nice try buddy

[DolanDarker]

Imagine what the internet could accomplish if they put their powers towards literally anything other than rule 34

[Patterrz]

They knew exactly what they were doing with this

[zoologistvince]

"It takes multiple hours to color a single manga page."

r34 artists: *pathetic*

[mr.pussycat]

Lady D: "you took everything from me"
Samsung Girl: "I don't even know who you are"

[misteradam]

The only thing faster than light is the rule34 artists

[togishere]

Simps when they see a real girl: Pathetic!
Simps when they see virtual girls: Now this is the stuff!

[cahmilae]

*A new woman character exist*


Rule 34 artist: "You know the rules, and so do I"

[SirJules]

June just started, and Samsung girl managed to make people drop Lady D after months of waiting to see her in RE

[explodingdustrags]

Aunt cass, resident evil village 8 lady: welcome to the club

[rosemarY.]

"Not happy with one thing, move to the other"
- Sun Tzu, The Art Of 34

[justjays]

Plot Twist: "The Samsung Designers themselves are the one who is spreading the rule34 drawings throughout the internet."

[otteslaf]

Everyone to Lady Vampire: "Guess, I really dont wanna play with you anymore..."

[misshoney]

Capcom: *makes lady Dimistrescu*

Samsung: write that down, write that down!!

[lordleezy]

Lady Dimitrescu: you guys still love me right?
Internet: *i don’t want to play with you anymore*

[shaunlevin]

I'm convinced that rule 34 artists existed before the universe was created.

[gozorp]

Someone: “Creates a woman character for a company”

Rule34 artists: *Now let us introduce you to the whole internet*

[elvenalonly]

Let's be real here, someone in Samsung knows what he's doing.

[Eric-cumw]

Fastest things on earth:
3rd: sound speed
2nd: light speed



*1st: rule 34 artists...*

[bazzxliner]

Veterans during the bowsette days : We can't get any weirder

People during tall vampire lady era : We just got weirder and kinkier

Samsung girl era : *a s c e n d s*

Edit : I also forgot about earth-chan lol

[asylumskp]

If we could transfer the energy, time and efficiency of rule 34 artists to something more productive, we would've probably colonized Andromeda by now