Remember When We Died? #shorts

5.
“So I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?” said my 3-year-old daughter while holding her baby brother for the first time.

6.
“Daddy, remember that time we d*ed?”

7.
“I wake up to find my three year old standing by the bed staring at me inches from me with a huge grin on his face. “What are you doing?” I finally say. “Nothing,” he says, still grinning. At this point, I realize he’s got his hands behind his back. “Are you holding something?” “No.” I look anyway. He’s hiding our largest carving knife behind his back.”

8.
“We got my little sister a puppy for Christmas. When she woke up and saw the dog she said, ‘My baby! It’s not time for you yet!’ And tried to pick up the dog and shove it in her mouth.

#compilation #children #scary #spooky #funny