Ben Shapiro buys Skooma

Ben Shapiro takes a trip outside the Imperial City to buy some skooma

#oblivion #oblivionmeme #elderscrolls

[thomastheturtle]

Lets say hypothetically that the skooma was for a friend

[SvendleBerries]

"And just so we are clear, my wife is a healer."

[PaperFlare]

Contrary to what all those Dunmer are saying, I did not break into the Tribunal Temple to see Almalexia's feet.

[TheWingless]

Ben DESTROYS Sotha Sil with Facts and Magic

[ajrollo]

“Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that Mythic Dawn does bring Mehrunes Dagon into Cyrodil. It puts Imperial capital into danger. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?”

[KAPTAINmORGANnWoeva]

Let's say, hypothetically, that the Mythic Dawn want to bring Mehrunes Dagon to Nirn

[chompythebeast]

Ben Shapiro buys a single dose of Skooma he isn't going to drink to *DESTROY* the *LIBS*

Did you know his wife is a restoration mage? His wife is a restoration mage

[kevblr]

Micky this is fucking glorious. Never change.

[mcbadrobotvoice]

When i first met shady sam I thought if forgot to uninstall a mod

[prod]

I thought wood elves were more into cannibalism than drugs.

[maltt]

"My wife is a master of restoration magic"

[TheImpaler]

So that's why he talks so fast, makes sense now

[Kris.G]

Does Ben happen to know, hypothetically, what the fine for necrophilia in this part of Tamriel is?

[brosephbroman]

"...is now mine."

*Caius Cosades has entered the chat.*

[DreadPirateAmras]

Let's say, hypothetically, I had violated the law. And if I had violated the law, I would have to stop. Because I'd violated the law. And if I had violated the law, I would have to pay the court a fine. Or, hypothetically, I could serve my sentence. Pay the court a fine, or serve my sentence, okay? Now let's say I had stolen goods. They would be forfeit, because, hypothetically, I had violated the law.

[MegaMawileTheNommer]

He likes his Skooma like he likes his women, Dry.

[godlyoblivion]

Lets say hypothetically that I was to drink 4 skooma, close my inventory, and drink 4 more. Just hypothetically.

[dot_aif]

I love how Shady Sam is such a useful NPC but is completely unrelated to any quests. I played the game for well over 200 hours before ever running into him, which was by complete accident. It's one of the little things that makes Oblivion such a great game.

[Elmore]

"If Mehrunes Dagon were to invade Tamriel, do you think people aren't going to just sell their homes and move?"

[ld_Scratch]

Ben destroyed the Dwemer race with facts and logic.