The Weird World of Paw Patrol Movie Reviews

The Paw Patrol movies may be for kids, but that won't stop adults from watching them and leaving reviews overanalyzing the themes and cracking jokes at the poor pups' expense. It's both hilarious and strange! Come take a look!
All reviews are from the site Letterboxd. Some have been slightly edited by me for length.
 

[vrzen]

"Ryder is actually a puppy trafficker, but thats just a theory, A FILM THEORY" - actual theory from matpat 💀

[skaerkilde]

"I hope they're neutered" is a wild and unexpected thing to say about the Paw Patrol Movie.

[ChaoticTheatreKid]

if all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell chase 100% went to the gulag 😭

[violetnocte]

The “Ryder’s too young to drive” thing, he’s ten but I imagine all the traffic cops being like “this kid solves so many problems for us, if he gets in trouble for underage driving and can’t send those dogs out our town will fall apart, I literally can’t pull this kid over.”

[Wolfie]

This anti cat stuff is nuts. They could easily add a cat character that climbs. It is PAW patrol, not just DOG patrol.
Edit: Where the fuck is the Saint Bernard.

[heidokij]

why was chase’s panic attack actually so accurate like i never thought i’d be thinking “yea that’s how it feels” when it’s a literal DOG

[BrieCheese-yum]

I swear, all this ani-cat propaganda is going to be the death of me

[mrs.samuel.L.jackson]

How did society come together to form a movie about the inner politics of a world in which all emergency people are replaced by traumatised dogs?


edit: eyyy first 1k let's go thanks

[-_--idje]

Watching the paw patrol movies as a grown up gets you asking where tf does rider get his funding for EVERYTHING the entire movie and laughing way too hard when he reveals it all comes from merch💀

[aceanarchy]

My niece is obsessed with paw patrol, I've seen episodes and shit so often because of her that I know all the character's names and the locations and like, the fucking lore. Also my niece loves pretending to be Mayor Humdinger and making me save all pups from her evil grasp (this single game can and will go on for hours if you let her)

[DownBadForLucifer]

"This movie was propaganda that people who make purple their personality are evil"

*PURPLE GUY MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[Numbuh]

"Why doesn't Ryder have his parents?!"

Scooby Gang, Ed Edd n Eddy, The Peanuts Kids: "Are we a joke to you?"

[romifox_k]

A good reminder for anyone :

Rocky and Zuma are the most underrated characters

[xartemisstarsx]

Mayor Humdinger 🤝 William Afton

*Evil men who make purple their personality*

[MaryGen-xozf]

Marshall: I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. I have become the harbinger of the very thing I’ve sworn to destroy!

[FelisGalactus]

9:37 WHY DOES THE MAYOR HAVE A PRISON TOP HAT!?!?!?!?

[foxyy]

There’s actually nine. The main ones in those movies, but two others exist. There’s a husky who appears in a few episodes, and an almost entirely nicleodeon games exclusive jungle dog who is mostly Indiana jones. I love him so much I will find out his name.

Edit: his name is tracker and he appears in a few episodes, look him up he’s so cool liberty could never

[wa_akii]

years ago when i was a regular watcher of paw patrol i was always so pissed because sky would never get missions and she was my favourite. like theyll have missions where a flying rescue situation would be the best and yet they DO NOT PUT SKY AND ARE "oH nO hOw Do wE sOlVe ThiS iSsUE!" and they just make up ways to not have sky in the team... like why tf does she even exist if she is never why give me

[PalisadePeryton]

Athena P and Tonka Joey uploading at the SAME TIME??? How am I supposed to choose between my queens 😢

[AoiUsagiOtoko]

the movies are unironically pretty good/funny, the animation is really nice too

the zuma shoutout at 4:02 made me smile, he's the most underrated character