Parents have the most selective hearing EVER ! #funny #meme #relatable

[Knroji_]

"But they gave you life-"
"HAhA they also gave me freaking anxiety and 'PeRfEcTiOn'. "

[luxeeditss]

My respect for people who listen to Melanie Martinez 📈📈📈

[Dellarrr]

OMG FR

They’ll literally call me down for dinner and then after I come down after a minute their like “why didn’t you come down” and I’m like I said just a minute.



And then I could be on a call at midnight, literally not making a sound and they’ll come storming up to my room yelling at me to go to sleep


Like what??

[_acorn.cz_]

shame on them, melanie martinez is the goddess i worship

[Lrxeditz]

My parents don’t really have selective hearing, they just yell at me for no reason.

[LEGENDSFUZZY]

It's not related for me cuz I say I'll brb in a sec and they don't even say anything they just move on but they say go wash to dishes so I do so I have good family :)

[Da_Bludster]

parents be expecting us to jump off the entire flight of stairs 💀

[Your_Homie_Animates]

My whole life up from 2021 to rn is literally live, laugh, Melanie

[Cebeb.Editss]

Because I didn't come down in 2.23567 seconds got me down on the floor

Edit: tysm for 11 likes

[That_Russel_Pup]

This is why I get into an extreme nervous wreck when my dad takes my phone to see what I’m listening too, finning this is, I’m not even listening to songs with swear words most of the time.

[AuroraDazzle]

Some of the comments really went like : But they give you life, the least you could do is listen to them.

They also gave me trauma and anxiety :) Yeah, no, I *do* listen to them, but I'll never think of them positively

[ZeroNotExotic]

No fr my dad be playing music in the car and it’s super loud! And when I have my phone at full volume and he has his at like 54 he tells me: “ aye turn that *bleep* down” and I’m like: HOW?! 😂

[crybabyviolet]

Orange Juice doesn’t even have cuss words in it lmao

[therians_undermyshoe]

Like when you yell at ur mum she is like..QUIET FOR AN HALF MIN THEN SHE STARTS SAYING „when I die..BLAHABSNAN“LIKE SO SO SO ANNOYING 😭

[deviieditzz]

My parents let me listen to Melanie Martinez everyday😃

[iLikeTheWordRetro]

Fr I remember my dad wouldn't hear me when I tried to talk to him sometimes but when I say something under my breath he demands to know what I said

[hediolobo]

ORANGE JUICE DONT EVEN HAVE CUSS WORDS 💀💀🗿

[SimpleSophie]

Parents come from the future litterly!!!

[Strkds]

“They gave you life”

“ they also gave me something to be afraid of !!






























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[the_random_cooking_girl]

Dear diary, today I just noticed someone made a video about my whole life 💀