Weird Thoughts You Might Have While Flying

Plane thoughts. They’re not like regular thoughts.

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[NightcoreTKFF]

Am I the only one who has had weird fantasies about crashing while flying ? 

[mabelle]

"I wonder if Ashly misses me."

"Maybe she's thinking about me right now"

"I miss Ashly"



"Yep. I should have brought her with me"

[adnannajeeb]

Millions of miles above the earth? Whoa, man. Are you going to Mars?

[laureltrey]

My thoughts on a plane
"I wonder how many planes have crashed"
"I wonder how many people have passed out or died on a plane"
"I should have brought food"
"I wonder how much human feces is on this plane"

[alist]

*I always wonder how the people in first class are living* 😏

[PurpleNicoleasaur]

Whenever I see that *Andrew* is in a Buzzfeed video, I *like* it before I even watch it...

[legoworkshop]

Anyone else feel like they got a speed boost when they walk on those flat escalator things?

[anabel]

When I'm on a plane, and a baby starts to cry, this is me. *opens emergency exit* "NOPE"

[sarans]

The sky would be a much better place if babies and their caretakers has their own soundproof compartment.

[HarunNaeb]

I always get nervous when I see the wings rattling and pray that they don't break off 

[YoungJusticeLuv]

no no no.. its usually:
"are we there yet?"
"what time is it?"
"do you see anything?"
"how long till we get there?"
"I wanna go to the toilet but I don't want to walk in front of so many people, staring at me."
"Where did I put my passport?!"
and lastly
"I hope that cute guy sits next to me."

[amyro]

True story: I go to Budapest for a school thing and this man sitting next to me starts having a conversation with me about his kids and his religion and how he didn't understand homosexuality and underage drinking. Anyway it made me really uncomfortable but who am I to tell off someone 30 years older than me (especially since I have to sit next to him for the next 6 hours) so I listen and nod. Finally we arrive and I manage to get away. A week later after the conference is over I head back to the airport, get to my gate, and guess who's sitting there in line to board? Are you KIDDING ME?!

[whgpqls]

My thoughts (not very ordered sorry)

- Puke bags? Useless but totally awesome. I should collect all of them. (Actually used to do that when I was young)
- Will anyone notice if I steal one of these blankets...
- Why do they bother checking if my safety belt is on? I can always take it off once they're gone...
- I wonder where my luggage is on this plane...
- NOOO MY EARS ARE
- Damn, I wish I had the window seat....
- (On the rare occassion that I do get a window seat) The human race is awesome for inventing planes. I'm so proud to be human. (10 seconds later) Shit, why are the wings shaking so much...
- Can that person not put so many things in the overhead storage? What if it breaks off and everything falls on me? ;(
- Shit, pressed the stewardess button again...
- F*ck, I have a wedgie...
- Why did I even bother bringing a book...I always end up watching movies anyway
- Can that person not f*cking lean his/her chair back? I CAN'T MOVE!
- Please please please please please upgrade me to business class...
- Would it be possible for someone to hide inside a luggage?
- (Looks around) Okay...nobody looks like a terrorist...I should be safe...hopefully
 Hey, what if there's a celebrity on this plane? What if he/she was sitting next to me right now? ;)
- How the hell does the plane hold itself together? Is there some kind of super glue for planes?!
- What if there was a seat attached to the plane wing? I'd totally sit there...
- I actually really want to try wearing an oxygen mask
- What if someone forgot to turn their phone off while the plane was taking off and the plane suddenly crashed..(then makes sure 10000 times that ALL my electronic devices are turned off)
- (Person sitting next to me suddenly speaks in my language) Awks...better be keep silent for another ____ hours now...
- Now that we've all eaten the food, is the plane lighter or does our increase in body weight make it heavier?
- I love babies....when they're not on planes
- (Walks through aisle to get to toilet) Why does it feel like everyone's looking at me and judging me...
- Can't they use better microphones for announcements? I can never understand a word they're saying...

[Immajeanyus]

I hope the person next to me knows how to put on their oxygen mask because I'm gonna pass out incase we need them. I never pay attention.

[daniellegeels]

My thoughts: I'M GONNA DIE, OH MY GOSH I'M GONNA DIE. PLEASE DON'T CRASH, I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. SAVE

[potatollamas]

"These walkways are awesome, why don't we have these everywhere?"
Me:yaaaas

[mikeoxlong]

The crying baby thing in the end happens to me every time i fly

[laurensabino]

My thoughts when on a plane:

"Don't die"
"This bitch better not talk to me"
"Don't die"
"This kid better be well trained"
"Don't die"
"This plane better not disappear too"
"Don't die"
"LOST was a horrible show"
"DON'T DIE"

[sarahkhelifa]

i love when he says "i'm an idiot"

[pyschxtic.__]

Andrew's voice is the most calming make more vids of of Andrew talking