The Box Assassin | Official Film

The Box Assassin is a short film about a pizza delivery boy's unforgettable night of running into a slick, legendary assassin that defeats his enemies in clever ways you couldn’t imagine.

Created by: Jeremy Schaefer

[jeremyschaefer]

In JUST 33 HOURS, the Box Assassin Kickstarter was fully funded! Now we're shooting for stretch goals. Be apart of the next chapter!

[jaanzi]

When the assassin jumps out of the pizza box, it's totally empty. This tells me that this dude ate the entire pizza on the drive there, and still acrobatically murdered all these people and fit into a glovebox. Freakin legend.

[cyberfoxzilla]

Who else thought that this was a trailer and was disappointed to find out this was the BEST short film in existence and not a movie?

[xculibor]

So the box assasin can teleport to any box in the area and is able to fit in all of them. This guy deserves to be on a list

[Saltience]

The most interesting part about this that I think is glossed over is who ordered the pizza. It wasn’t actually a mistake, the box assassin himself ordered the pizza to that location, which is a really cool way for him to take advantage of his ability.

[SketchySkullKnight]

It is legitimately frustrating that this isn't a full length movie

[nikto]

That sad part is when you realize this isn't a trailer. This should be a whole movie of it's own

[smg]

I love how the box assassin gives the delivery man a tip on how to wash out the blood, and honestly he really seems like a nice guy ^^

[AnthonyDinh]

0:08 Delivery BOX
0:12 Mail BOX
0:13 Gift BOX, BoomBOX, ToolBOX, Treasure BOX, Take-out BOX, Match BOX
0:52 Pizza BOX
1:16 BOX crates (hops in one and appears out another)
1:47 GloveBOX
2:24 Stock image BOX

[defaultdan]

it’s actually hard to believe this isn’t an official film, the polish, the animation, the voice acting, just everything in general is so well made.

[Sunny-fjkw]

This guy really killed like 5 people in front of this kid kid and went "awh man thats a tough stain, by yourself a new ride buddy"

[threetatos]

"Good work 47. Retirement hasn't changed you one bit."

[PurpleSmoke]

Despite this being 3 years old, it's SO worth a full movie!

[beezleboss]

"I promise, I wont say anything!"

- the narrator

[Acre]

"If you want to be a successful assassin, you're going to have to learn how to think outside the box."

The Box Assassin: "No, I don't think I will."

[Sharkaiju]

So this is what it would be like if Pixar made a rated R movie... I love it so much

[Kyotosomo]

Thought this was a trailer for a full-length film, didn't realize it was an indie short until the credits rolled, it's so well polished!

[kixnuzia]

3 Years ago, when i first saw this, I thought it was a snippet for a movie, i went looking for the full thing and never found it. 3 years later, its getting turned into a full on series/movie. Im glad you didn't give up on this idea Jeremy, wish for nothing but the best for you!

[wildmagnus]

Bruh this looks like a R Rated Disney movie that was sick

[ThePonderer]

Would I pay to see this as a feature length movie? Yes the answer is yes. Multiple times probably.