Dear Nia

This is not a good summation of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. This is what happens when you stay up reading about it while imbibing moderate-to-inadvisable amounts of beer. (I’m sure Nia and Soren were fine in the end. (More stuff below.))

A little note about where I’ve been: I’m not dead, unless you mean spiritually. I’m trying my hardest to finish the new book and it takes up most of my time and allotted crying episodes. I’ll do my best to return to something bordering on a ‘normal’ upload schedule when it’s finally finished and out, promise. Hope you’re doing well :)

[therealpyromaniac]

I've got a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her, she's from a different universe.

[forecaster]

[Interdimensional telephone rings]
Soren: Nia?
Nia: We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.

[dips]

Pretty sure in another world nia is making a YouTube video titled "dear exurb1a"

[SeenSven]

I miss you my friend. You're my favourite channel, and I still watch your videos daily

[josephjoestar]

Meanwhile in another world line at a certain pet shop...
Nia : mhhaehe
Soren : aeshaeh

[bambuzold]

Meanwhile in another world line:

"Goose walks into a bar."
"Bartender asks, why the long ne-"

[krizcruz]

The existential crisis turtle is back and he's learning quantum mechanics now

[powerstation]

I lost my boyfriend to a car accident, two years ago now. I've often envisioned a scenario similar to this, and now I am a mess of tears and snot. I know I would spend my whole life writing every incarnation of him, bridging the gap, just to hear his words. Just to smell his scent on the letters he'd write. I don't even know what I would say to him, except maybe "I love you I love you I love you I miss you I love you". Thank you for writing this, and thank you for the very much needed revelation. I'm gonna go cry some more now. Good night.

[DigiNeko]

just what i needed, my daily existential crisis at 3AM in the morning

[konstantindichev]

Mom the philosophical turtle is forcing depression on me again

[apollofell]

It baffles me. How do you come up with these ideas and write them so elegantly into stories? I'm always in awe.

[leaf]

Maybe, In an alternate universe, this man has remembered his youtube password

[naxxer-nha]

Getting ghosted by someone in a parallel world line is our destiny, apparently

[niagavins]

My name is Nia, and seeing this in my recommended was uncanny and very creepy.

[Juay_deRito]

"Bro, just top texting her. she's from another universe"

[venneance]

How something like Netflix or Amazon or fuck it, Universal Studios hasn't offered you money to write them a movie yet is disgustingly criminal. I would pay good money to see this short story brought to the big screen (as I would many of your other stories) as a one off or even a series based upon this concept... Even a cold hearted bastard like myself was moved by this, it was beautiful...

[zzz]

I've made a grave mistake by listening to it while being sober.

[ezra]

Exurb1a: telling a magnificent story about people talking across parallel universes

Me: oh wow that background looks nice

[Neo_Nkosi]

"Yours probabilistically, Nia."

Crisis activated.

[mariorouhana]

who's here because its been a while since he uploaded a video