Funny Text Messages #6

#shorts

[captain_tim]

“Stop looking at those anime girls and start studying.”

*CRITICAL HIT*

[_SOPHIA._]

Bro did grandma take the wrong pill 💀💀

[raina]

“I have diabetes type 1”
“1”

gold.

[kye_the_possum]

The whole “U bully my son, you meen, LIE??” thing was so funny 😂

[haon_the_fox]

I just understood the “you look like my first husband, but I’ve never been married before” I’m slow and it’s sooo good

[cardinalhamneggs]

“People your age are dead. Do I ask you why you aren’t dead yet?”

Same energy as Lord Bravery’s “Most people your age die. Why. Won’t. You.” at his mother-in-law in _Freakazoid_

[MBMcr]

Bro I don't know anyone my age that doesn't have Anxiety Prime™

[Freaky..]

Nah grandma woke up and chose violence 💀

[codygaming]

Anybody who says, “i have a boyfriend”, immediately ditch them, they are too toxic to know what friends are.

Edit: i meant this as if you were trying to help them. Not ask them out 😂

[Novertesystem]

"People your age are dead"
Bro that's the best comeback I've ever heard omg 💀

[jenny]

I'm pretty sure the one guy accusing that guy bullying his son is supposed to be a Asian stereotype dad

Edit: I ment more like "sounded like"

[kenzw]

"I had an orthodontist appointment"
"Did you win?"
"Huh?"
☠☠☠

[melodeyh]

'hey do you have anxiety prime?'

[stirwayheven]

I feel her pain 😂 I remember this guy I liked was making fun of my last name so I said, "you tryna change it then?" And it went right over his head 😂

[autobotCRSHR]

I love how the FBI was so supportive of that person and them having a dog... So nice... :D

[Nokyyyyy]

Grandma: call an ambulance. For yourself.

[althealizama]

Grandma called him normie and a weeb, I'm dead 😂

[Just_insn]

He reads it fast, but not tooo fast, it just makes it more funny for me

[iranj]

"worked so hard and risked all" bro its a pickup line lol.

[DrKodateko]

My great uncle was talking about how people his age have wives and my great grandma (96 yo best woman in the world) just replied with a straight face "everyone my age is dead". And then everyone just kept eating