What would Jesus do?

What I'm trying to say here is: Jesus is essentially huge asshole and acting like Jesus might get you killed.

Seriously, read the bible

[Enigmorus]

lev 19:19


-Do not mate different kinds of animals
-Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed
-Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material

[Trollsnews]

in that case I would like to file a bug report

[Trollsnews]

he also ruined a market and refused to heal a shitload of people

[ravenlord]

It is a proper noun when describing a diety, and so gets capitalized.

[Trollsnews]

does that mean that it will work for Steve in long term?

[Trollsnews]

Oney once asked Egoraptor: "what software do you use for making your flash animations?"
and I answer the same thing: "adobe flash"

[Trollsnews]

yeah only coppercab was doing something, but it wasn't enough to make a whole video

[LordCagliostro]

I'm giving this video "thumbs up" based on the description alone.

[stfugabe]

THE ALL POWERFUL RED TEXT. Then agin, I wouldn't know if its an actual quote because the accounts of the gospel couldn't even hold up in a civil trial

[jaymthegenius]

St.Augustine (of Hippo) said, "Since God knows everything, everything is predetermined by him forever" Thus, we can logically deduce that God loves being angry because he predestined people knowing they would sin billions of years before even making them. He also made Eve be fooled into eating the apple.

[VileSentry]

You could be right, although most "random" programs are actually programed to use the least used "choice" or whatever, meaning it's not really random.
Still, at that point you are not choosing to make the computer do a certain thing. If such a program randomly decided to open X program, you didn't make it choose X program.

[serenitymoonva]

well at least they don't sound as robotic as usual

[Trollsnews]

I'm a man, I don't cry ... unless someone kicks me in the balls, then I cry ... and vomit

[Weegee]

Raptor jesus went extinct for our sins

[stfugabe]

I would find that analogy acceptable would it if Cap America's storyline had 3 views of the same timeline (which I'm assuming it did not) since Matthew, Luke, and Mark (not including other books that were omitted from NT) all have differing accounts with similarities and holes. By these grounds, I would have more of a basis at knowing what the Cap actually said than Jesus

[TrollPiracy]

When you think about it; that didn't work for Jesus either.

[Trollsnews]

because ...
he's an adult man and a son of God, I think that if he couldn't take it, he would have to have serious self-esteem issues

[Razew]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[thunderbolt]

Definitely a troll video through and through. You certainly live up to your name.

[Xchippzanuff]

jesus would do extreme sports like C&H comic series, also zombie jesus day will be official