Homer's A Businessman

[gettingannoyedquick]

I am more surprised the dog was eating the bacon and not Homer.

[demonicaxeman]

"NO! Through savings and wise investments." That sarcasm sent me laughing. XD

[pixieBotanist]

I finally get the context! I used to work at a laboratory and one of the guys whose locker was near mine had printed out the screenshot of Homer saying, “Financial independence through cans of grease?”. It was in fact his job to process cans of grease sent to our lab in order to screen for and identify pollutants.

[ricardojoseph]

and I get my money from grease. What's problem?' LOOOL

[tjstarzz]

Homer following those Old School RuneScape leveling guides I see daily

[jackasshomey]

if only homer knew that restaurants pay people to clean out their grease and then you can go sell that grease lol

[ohyeah]

Aha, that's who he gets his economic policy's from!

[SuchtFaktorHoch]

Homer's logic is impacible. Just like every bank, country and politician.

[deavman]

"Loss at every sale, sure, but he'll make it up on volume".
One of the three stooges, probably.

[_oxygenfox]

they made a junji ito comic about this

[annevogel]

"Grease is worth money? Then my arteries are cligged with yellow gold!"

[JohnSmith-cqf]

So, that's where the Gamestop got their formula

[lozinoperation]

Man said savings like it actually works

[Clashgaming-xg]

No through savings and wise investment bro went Luke Davidson style

[macsen]

You could practically hear the cogs turning in Homer's brain when he had that grease epiphany.

[scottydog]

I worked at a seafood plant on the waterfront in the summer as a teenager. The waste left over from processing the fish, was called gurry. We'd send it to a rendering plant for processing. A lot of the oil and scales were used for makeup. Most of the rest was used in pet food and fertilizer.

[olddoggeleventy]

One line from an old episode from Apu. " Oh no, not those hot dogs Mister Homer those are for display purposes only!"

[Hummingbirdzah]

Homer u literally just killed Santa's little helper by feeding him raw bacon lmao

[TraderGoku_]

"No, through savings and wise investments" haha

[Glowtato]

The brain-damage is strong with this one.