my gcse speech on why you should date me

i got a distinction for this mess

[mariapace]

MY NEW SONG ‘CANT MAKE SENSE OF IT’ IS OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS AND ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! GIVE IT A LISTEN

[really-quite-exhausted]

Having that amount of self-confidence and humour at age 15... I could NEVER.

[evielynn]

"i am incredibly fertile"

what an odd flex to make in a classroom

[daphnemo]

“ladies and gentlemen, especially the ladies” exactly exactly

[qualifiedxiaosimp]

I can’t imagine how many people wanted to date her after this. We all need a friend like her. Confident, funny, kind.

[sophiavastra]

“My grades are higher than the majority of the girls skirts in-“


Omg I’m literally on the floor for this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Joey-hcon]

5:15 She can dance, she can sing! She’s equipped with a built-in helium tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips. She can take song requests. She can even dispense ice-cream.

[bluevalor]

Real ones notice how even though she’s acting really confident it’s obvious that she’s shitting herself with nerves and trying to hold it together and stay confident 😂

[editaxolotls]

I can't BELIEVE these people would dare to *laugh* at your amazing, sophisticated, emotional presentation.

[bluebull]

U can tell by how she flowed through this effortlessly she rehearsed this many times in her room

[aaliyah]

THIS is what one would call cOnFiDeNcE

[lore]

I'm a very competitive person in terms of grades and performance and I have to admit if I was in that class I would be shaking in my boots

[mrbreadgd]

That's a distinction. Idc what anyone says. I hope she grows up to be a role model

[elliemac]

If you ever need an ego boost get this girl to write a speech about how great you are

[aeredits]

it’s the fact that this actually has everything a presentation needs

[torpedex]

saying "im perfectly fertile" to your whole class is wild

[HOTi]

you really did this for your GCSE speech. These days, you would either be made fun of or it would not even be submitted in the first place. You are a legend for this

[ninthdoctor]

"Although I admire your dedication, this is science class."

[youcantsitwivuswig]

*me intensively studying this so i could get a distinction*

[anital]

You can tell she’s nervous yet she’s still confidently talking about this
I would never be able to do this-