Hades - 'Routine inspection' with Magaera

Ahem. It's time.

[Moshca]

Reminder that he has no doors so his father hears EVERYTHING

[psycosanches]

From absolutely hating his entire existence to regular booty calls. THAT'S MY BOY!

[krspness]

Zagreus: "With our love, we will make sweet, sweet music"
Also Zag: *hits lyre

[MarioGMan]

God I wish there was the rare chance he wakes up walking out of the River Styx. That'd be god damn hilarious.

[thegooddoctor]

that sigh was of relief that he survived

[mawinstallation]

"She totally pegs you, doesn't she?"

[whomittolz]

Meg realised that she couldn't beat him in a fight so now her strategy to keep him from escaping is to peg him til he can't walk

[chakinabox]

Some people smoke a cigarette after "inspection", but our boy Zagreus strums a note on his lyre!

[aheenobarbushenocied]

Zag seeing Meg's "assets":

"Wow..."
Can't blame him.

[guiAstorDunc]

After stumbling across this event for the first time I developed the headcanon that Zag’s room is actually reasonably distanced away from the main “House of Hades” with some winding off-screen corridors
Unfortunately I can’t deny that Zag’s room has no doors so I don’t know what to think anymore

[GingerbreadGerard]

Love how it's just alluding so sex, no visual or anything. It's perfect for a variety of audiences.

[sneaks]

Skeleton in the weapons backroom: "That sure was somethin' wasn't it pal?"

[exudeku]

Zagreus: whew, Elysium is tough...imma...imma rest for a while I cant feel my legs-

Meg: *hey~*

[elishumway]

there are no jokes to be made about how there’s a skeleton in the next room
none at all

[na-Baron]

Meg: I must check your weapon collection.
Zagreus: *Please not in front of Skelly.*

[TheSUGA]

I think she pegs him...that is the ''inspection''.

[andrewmichael]

That sour note on the lyre made it perfect

[IHeartGameplay]

Ok... HE DOESNT HAVE DOORS. EVERYONE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING MEG.

[chilliicecream]

Megaera beautifully straddles the line between wanting to rip out Zagreus’ spine and wanting to ride him until his pelvis breaks, and I’m all here for it

[pavarottiaardvark]

From the sounds of it he took some kind of corporal punishment for all that contraband so all is well.